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Please just accept this as a homage to a great game.
GITAROO MAN GADDAFI!
Chapter 1
The day before the no fly zone resolution was passed, Col Muammar Gaddafi walked among the plants in his garden, Mulling over the problems his beloved Libya may soon face.
Suddenly, Movement in the bushes caught his eye,
This activity was also noticed by his Amazon Guard who quickly drew her Pistol & stepped in front of her Leader to shield him from any possible harm harm.
After A long tense wait, A small dog emerged from the bushes.
At the sight of the dogs arrival, The Leader burst into laughter & gestured for his protector to lower her gun.
With A great deal of amusement the Colonel made his way over to the Dog & gave it A friendly pat on the head.
With A warning of caution, His Defending Beauty raised the issue of danger posed by possible Rabies or even A more sinister threat organised by the Perfidious & Treacherous Nations currently conspiring to harm Libya & The Leader himself.
With A warm smile the Colonel thanked her for her diligence but reminded her of the fact that he was wearing gloves & assured her the Dog was safe & posed no threat.
Obviously worried & concerned at the situation, The Warrior Femme asked the Colonel how he felt so sure of his safety.
With A strange new vitality in his attitude & a confident tone in his voice, The Colonel responded by stating that he felt A bizarre yet compelling certainty that this Dog is somehow very special.
Noticing A glint of metal flashing on the Dog's neck, The Colonel moved to A crouch to investigate what it might be.
As he looked closer he found hidden amidst the fur was A collar & name tag with the Letter & Number U-1 inscribed upon it.
As the nametag of U-1 the Dog sparkled & glittered in the Sun, Col Gaddafi found himself mesmerised by the shimmering patterns of light that played upon its gleaming metallic surface & soon fell into a trance like state.
The Leader of Libya watched in A strange detachment as he found his arm slowly moving & reaching towards the irridescent metal of the nametag seemingly of its own accord.
The exact moment that Col Gaddafi's fingers made contact with the nametag, a Colossall Bolt of Lightning came down from the clear open sky & struck him and the Dog.
Amidst the blinding light & heat that was unleashed, The Man & Dog engulfed within the Unknown Energies were transformed.
At that exact moment all of Libya became audience to A Guitar Riff that seemed relayed to the ears of the people from the very ground beneath them.
Thus the Legend of Gaddafi the Gitaroo Man & U-1 the Amplifier Dog began.
To be continued...