Disclaimer: I do not own any DNAngel
k, this is a…um…conversation between Krad and Dark before Satoshi and Daisuke had them… (in other words its me and my friend being crazy…I only did Krad's parts, don't blame this all on me! 'feels blamed' Nooooo! I'm melting! Stupid chocolate pocky…)
Dark: I enjoy pancakes…pancakes eaten off my muscles because I am so great and muscley woo!
Krad: Do they have maple syrup on em?
Dark: Yes! You want some my chibi lover?
Krad: How did you find out about my addiction? (is shocked)
Dark: (smirks and rubs chin) I just know these things
Krad: I should leave you, you scare me so…
Dark: (in Krad's face) You know you like it!
Krad: no…actually…I like pudding…
Dark: What? (glares at pudding) You slut!
Krad: Don't be dissing my pudding like that!
Dark: How can you prefer that blob of ickiness over….(sparkles)..me!
Krad: You blind me so I hate you…
Dark: (throws away sparkles) …better?
Krad: (complains some more) now I can't see you…
Dark: What is your problem..?
Krad: your not giving me any pancakes…
Dark: The "pancakes" will be given once you dump your pudding…….
Krad: My pudding will destroy your soul!…(thinks a moment) then I will eat all your pancakes and go ride unicorns…
Dark: I EAT unicorns……
Krad: O.o OMG! Your are evil!
Dark: Mwahahahaha! You know it…
Krad: (mutters something about cannibalism) You are so hurtful!
Dark: (snickers) I want a snickers bar…..
Krad: I have one…but you can't have any…cause you're a meanie…poor unicorns…
Dark: (is gnawing on unicorn head) did you say something?
Krad: ummmm…nooo (has bitten into snickers bar and seems distracted) its oooooh so good!
Dark: You know what I was just thinking about?
Krad: My pudding! You know you want to eat it, now don't you? (holds pudding in front of Dark's face then hugs it)
Dark: No!…(starts to spaz out) I'm freakin out man…..Bearded Kittens! Bearded kittens everywhere! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Krad: (seems to be oblivious to Dark's screams) why is your eye twitching?
Dark: (twitches) Don't go swimming in the pool Joseph…not without your noodle! HOW! WHY! Leave the Noooooodles…..noodles..(eyes get big and turn black almost as if being possessed) I am Lucifer….the dark prince…….(eyes glow red)
Krad: OK then! Then I'm little bow peep and I get to have a sheep! Yay! (claps hands)
Dark: Bow to me and give me the soles in your shoes…(spazes) I need SOOOUP!
Krad: (looks up from making sheep soup) I'm not wearing any shoes though you are…
Dark: (snaps back) Huh? Where am I? And why are all these dark clouds over me? (looks confused as a black cloud floats over Dark)
Krad: Hey! Why don't we go to White Castle's? You know like Harold and Kumar?
Dark: …….WHY?
Krad: Cause I want to paint you gold…
Dark: What does that have to do with anything! (spazes out again) Lucifer demands white castles…moo
Krad: I like cows! Can I eat you?
Dark: (in satanic tone) No….But…I WILL devour your flesh…Hm….
Krad: take my pudding instead! Or wait, I want my pudding still! (seems to be having problems making up his mind) ummm…I hear you eat babies, right?
Dark: maybe…(grins)
Krad: well…there are some goats over there so go have a ball!
Dark: (spaz) I collect belly button fuzz….(smiles really big)
Krad: well, that's nice…I guess…I collect purses!
Dark: (snaps back) You do! (squeals) me too!
Krad: Yay! Do you have the purple one with the beads on the front shaped like a flower? Trade you the green one that has the shape of a snail on it! Deal? (seems enthused)
Dark: Oh yes! (trades and holds it close while stroking it) I love you my snail! I am going to name you…err…Bob!
Krad: Why is the sky blue?
Dark: (grows a unibrow) what do you think? (wiggles it)
Krad: (is still staring at sky) I think the sky should shave and turn green!
Dark: (belches really loud) aren't I attractive…? (pets his unibrow)
Krad: well…if you're a caveman…wait! The cavemen look better, lets just say your looks rival those of an unicelled organism…
Dark: oh yeah! Well--! (thinks of comeback) you're ugly!
Krad: (sing song voice) you're a uni! You're a boonie!
Dark: (runs at lightning speed to Wal-Mart and back) Damnit! I couldn't find any-
Krad: Chocolate pocky?
Dark: yes and I will punish them! (cracks pinky)
Krad: You broke your pinky…and…(says in weird voice) I collect pokemon…
Dark: You know what really puzzles me?
Krad: What?
Dark: Edible underwear…..
Krad: are they still edible if used?
Dark: I think we need to have the "talk"…(shudders) later though….(thinks) what if you saw someone with some edible underwear on and their pants were sagging…what would happen if you just went up and tore a piece off and shoved it in your mouth and tapped the person on the shoulder and said "look at what I got" and you stick out your tongue… What would happen?
Krad: (is clearly ignoring Dark) I choose you Pikachu!
Dark: (does square dance)…drop it like its hot!
Krad: We shall rule the world pikachu! Just you…and me…forget about Dark…
Dark: Fine! We shall rule the universe! Just you…and me, bob!
End of chapter 1 or first meeting, I have no clue where this is going, its probably going to stay as only one chapter though…I'm scared of myself and friend…(goes and has a party with her friend and… bob)