Night of the fangirls
Naruto knew he couldn't look back for fear that he might trip over something. He didn't ask to be stuck out here in the woods in the middle of the night being chased by some unknown terror. He'd just been driving to a halloween party with his friend Sasuke when they'd pulled over so he could go pee. Then when he was in the bushes he'd heard something coming at him through the bushes and without thinking he'd taken off running. He stopped to lean against the tree to catch his breath when he was grabbed from behind. "Ahhh!"
"What the hell is wrong with you?!" Sasuke let go and stood back with an annoyed look on his face. "I take my eyes off you for one second and you take off running throught the woods like some cheerleader in a horror movie."
"Something chased me!" Naruto said. "Of coarse I ran!"
"I didn't see anything. Just heard you running away so I came after you. Let's get back to the car." He took Naruto's hand and led him back to the car. But when they got there they saw that the tires had been slashed. "What the..." Sasuke cried. "My car!"
"I guess...whoever was chasing me doesn't want us to leave." Naruto said. "Oh great. We're stuck out here in the woods! It's getting cold and I'm in this skimpy costume! I still can't believe I let you talk me into wearing this." He looked down at the schoolgirl uniform he was wearing. "And you're in a cozy vampire outfit..."
Sasuke ignored him and pulled out his cellphone. "Damn. I'm not getting a signal! What about you?"
Naruto checked his phone. "Same here. Guess we're in a dead zone." He jumped when he heard something rustle in the bushes. "D-did you hear that?"
"No." Sasuke started walking. "Come one. There should be a gas station near here. Maybe we can call for help from there."
Naruto heard mo rustling in the bushes. "Sasuke! There's something following us! I swear!" He peered in the direction the noise was coming from and practically had a heart attack when he saw a girl about his age with long black hair step out of the bushes. "Oh my god!"
"What?" Sasuke turned to look but she'd already gone back in the bushes.
"Saaa..suukeee..." A raspy voice called from some other bushes. They turned to see another girl stumble onto the road holdin a ragged wooden paddle. She reached for Sasuke and he backed away. Soon more girls emerged from the brush looking bloodthirsty and ready to attack.
"Zombies..?" Naruto gripped Sasuke's shirt.
"No. Worse." Sasuke said. "Fangirls. Yaoi fangirls." Soon they were surrounded by a large crowd of drooling girls.
"What'll we do?" Naruto asked. Before he could say anything else Sasuke turned him around and kissed him. Naruto sqealed when he felt Sasuke's hands grip his butt. When he let go all the girls had fallen to the floor and some were bleeding profusly from their noses.
"Piece of cake." Sasuke said. "Let's go." He took Naruto's hand and they continued down the road.
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A/N: Okay, this would have been longer if I'd had more time to write it, but unfortunately, I'm using my sister's computer and she wants me off. So I'm getting my own laptop.
I probably won't be online agin until after halloween. Can't wait to see what the results are even if I don't win....ja ne!