a/n: this goes out to the best pairing ever! erisol for lyfe :]
Eridan was feling very lonely. Nobody would talk to him, they all thought he was being an asshole all the time. But really he was just misunderstood - no one understood him and they were jealous of his sexy butt chin and blue scarf.
Except for one person. Eridan felt like there was at least one person who maybe accepted him.
But Sollux was hanging around Aradia so much lately and it was making Eridan very jealous. So he decided he absolutely had to intervene .
"Aradia can pull off a skirt….wwell I can too"! he boasted as he put on a red plaid miniskirt. He put his hair in little piggy tails and wore high heeled blue and purple boots. He looked stunningly fabulous to be sure. All that was left was the purple lipstick, and he was ready to go.
Aradia didn't stand a bloody chance.
Eridan went up to Soll and pursed his lips cutely. "Hey soll" he seduced with his leg raised.
Sollux raised his eyebrow. "What the hell are you doing" he said in surprise.
"im seducin you, conch you tell"?
Sollux laughed. "Please asshole, you call that sed-"
Eridan grabbed him and pulled him in for a sudden kiss. The two embraced passionately until Sollux retracted his tongue and said "What are you doing"!
Eridan started crying and cried, "oh cod, I kneww this wwouldnt wwork! I'm just not attractivve to you at all, am I"?
Soll felt kind of uncomfortable and said, "no, I just- That was really sudden and your lipstick is all over my face now"
"Oh oops" responded Eridan, owning up for his mess on Sollux's face and wiping it away with his shirt.
"Anyway I'm busy hacking right now so come back later" Sollux explained. "And next time, take off the lipstick , okay"?
Eridan's tears dried up and he nodded happily before leaving peaceably. He always knew Sollux could accept him.
He did come back later, but SOllux was with Aradia. Eridan's lipstick-free lips began to quiver and he turned away. "Sorry, bad time I guess"
He was leaving, but Sollux ran and grabbed his arm. "Wait you asshoe"!
Eridan fought to get free from his grip but it was to no avail. He turned and looked at Soll with hurt in his eyes and said, "let me go"
But the gemini refused to listen. He leaned in and forced a kiss on Eridan's mouth. Eridans eyes were wide but he slowly succumbed to the kiss and the two embraced. Aradia stared wide eyed and resisted a croak. After a few minutes of watching them make out, she decided wisely to leave.
Eridan and Sollux laid together that night. "You're such an asshole" sollux said affectionately.
Eridan snuggled closer up to him. "I knoww"