How to write a horrible Total Drama FanFiction story
Step 1: Randomly shout out on how much you hate a character.
Like, God I hate that Courtney bitch sooo much! That's why I made her more annoying so my OC can swoop in and go: "Back off bitch!" And randomly kill her with her ultra super powers that she may or may not have gotten from falling into toxic waste which is way too unoriginal, but fuck off!
Step 2: Have your OC get into a relationship with an obvious villain.
"Oh, Mal…" I said as we passionately made out in front of all the contestants. "Wanna take it to the next level?"
"Oh, yes!"
Step 3: OOC for everyone!
"I-it's just so hard!" Heather cried as she buried her head in her arms.
"Don't worry , Doll we'll get 'em back," Ezekiel said while he randomly smoked a cigarette that he got from who knows where, but screw it this is my Fanfic!
"H-how?" Heather asked.
Ezekiel pulled out an AK-47 which, again, he just so happened to have on him.
Step 4: Author's note.
Hi my name is Tiffany and I'm starting this wonderful fanfic that I know will be good and you better not flame this story BECAUSE I WILL FIND YOU AND KILL YOUR WHOLE FAMILLY!
Step 5: Who cares about spelling?
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Step 6: Bullshit your way through.
I know they wouldn't do that but stop flaming me. God has made his decision and I apparently have the power to judge whether or not you will go to heaven or hell by you reviews.