But exactly what are the qualifications required to become an Acacia dragoon? In this pamphlet we will explore this, and also, what becoming an Acacia Dragoon can do for YOU!
Basic Qualifications: You MUST meet the following!
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- Must be born Innate color yellow! No exceptions! That way when the main character in an interdimensional journey infiltrates the Viper manor, he can easily pummel our soldiers with green elements!
- Must say generic soldiery, gaurd-like things. You must act the same as every other dragoon in our army, who just so happens to look exactly like you! This includes wearing your helmet visor over your eyes! (I wonder why our soldiers have low accuracy...)
- And finally, you must have the exact same elements, attack pattern, endurance, health, defense, uniform, posture, and techs as all other members of the dragoons. (Further details upon registration)
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Optional : Must meet at least two of these! (We've had some bad experiences with some of the dragoons who didn't meet the following criteria, so we added this section)
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- If stationed at the front gates, you must be able to fend off a teenager with a pointy bone stick, a little girl with a dagger, and a girly pseudo french speaking man with a rapier without you and your comrade losing your lives in the process.
- You must have superior boulder throwing skills if stationed near the bluffs at viper manor.
- To become a high ranked officer accompanying a Dragoon Deva, you must say ridiculously stupid things at all times, aggravate your fellow officer to the point of killing him during battle, and you must state aloud every action you are going to take when battling a young teenager to educate him in the basic rules of battle on a video game which might revolve around the world you live in, and this boy just might be on a colossal journey to save existance itself.
- You must be afraid of cat-like demihumans.
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Deva Qaulifications: To become the highest rank, the Deva!
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-Pretty much anything. Innate of any color, any personality, age or build. You could be a self absorbed little girl who just happens to have superhuman fighting abilities, to a largely built man in yellow tights who screams everything he is saying. It all comes down to how well you can slow down the protagonist of the best game that was ever created.
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What the title of Acacia Dragoon can do for YOU!
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- Nothing! We lied. Being an Acacia Dragoon means you have to be selfless in nature. Unless you become a Deva, your title gets carried on after you die! You will be honored no matter HOW you die! So if you're really up to it, head on down to Viper Manor and register, located a few miles east of the city of Termina.