Your Sweet Suicide: Hehehe. What happens when you mix a certain ninja and sugar...this does. Beware...reading this fanfiction may cause minor brain damage.
Disclaimer: I dun own Naruto
Temari sat in her room cleaning a few of her shuriken when she heard a large crash come from down the hallway.
"The hell?" She muttered as she sat down the shuriken and cloth. Another large crash echoed throughout the house followed by insane laughter.
"No..." She ran out of the door and ran into something. The something happened to be Kankuro. "What was all that noise?" He asked, looking towards the kitchen.
"You don't want to know." Slowly, they made their way down the hall to see a puffball of red sitting in the corner surrounded by pots, pans, and Kami knows what else.
"Gahhhhhhhhhhh..." Kankuro jumped at the sudden voice and Temari sighed, muttering curses under her breath.
"I AM GAHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Suddenly the pots and pans were sent flying across the room. Temari pulled her younger brother to the floor to avoid being hit.
The kitchen became almost silent, excluding Kankuros' deep breathing and random mumbles of 'Gahhh.'
Kankuro slowly lifted his head to see it was safe when he was greeted by a shadow. Looking higher he noted that it was the shadow of a giant pink bunny.
"Temari? Why is there a pink bunny in our kitchen and why is it standing in front of me?" He whispered to his sister.
"It is in our kitchen because it belongs to us, sadly. You just don't realize what it is."
She stood up and snapped her fingers, making the bunny fall to the floor and look up, pouting, like a dog begging for a treat.
"Good Gah." The bunny barked at her before inhaling deeply and screaming, "GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
During the scream the hood of the bunny suit fell backwards to reveal a face. A very sugary face, Kankuro noted. Around the mouth was several rings of chocolate and sugar.
"Oh...no..." Kankuro gasped before getting up and running to the other side of the room to get a pan.
"Don't worry. He won't hurt you unless I snap my fingers again."
"He won't?" He asked, setting down the pan.
"No he won't because he's a good boy. Right Gaara?"
The bunny nodded and took another deep breath before letting out an eardrum shattering "GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
A/N: Heheheh...GAHHH...How'd ya like it?! Please review!!! - Star