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XxCRITICxX PRESENTS...
With the producers from the nonexistent XxCRITICxXinc. Team...

What happens when eggman gets a PC and a free game...

O=orbot
C=cubot
B=bokkun
E=dr. eggman

B: Look fattie! you got that new computer you ordered in the mail!

E: Oh goody! and on the box here it says 'comes with a complimentary free game'

O: Oh sir, i wonder what kind of game you could get on a computer?

C: Perhaps it is World Of Warcraft? Or Starcraft?

O: No, those are too old and patented to be given for free with a computer!

B: Maybe it could be a remake of one?

E: or maybe it could be something that has to do with you all being QUIET!

B/C/O:*quietly* Sorry sir...

E: Good... now i can find out what it is... *opens package and turns on laptop*

LAPTOP SCREEN: MINECRAFT - [OPEN APPLICATION]

E: Mine-WHAT?

O: I do not know what it means sir...

C: Nor do i...

E: Well we'll just have to find out, wont we... *click*

(typing)

...enter name -

...enter name D R . _ _ _ -

...enter name D R . E G G -

*click*

Welcome

[CREATE NEW WORLD]

*click*

You have chosen creative mode. you have unlimited resources. enjoy!

E: Unlimited, eh? whats this... TNT? *click* *click*

GAME SOUND EFFECTS: BOOOM!

COW IN GAME: *dies*

B: OOOOOOHHHH! DO IT AGAIN! DO IT AGAIN!

*click*

SOUND EFFECTS: BOOOM!

...

: *breaking out in song as he releases his explosive wrath on the pixelated world*
"Oh, TNT oh TNT, how i use you so evilly
Oh TNT oh TNT, how you are so powerful
I have just started this game,
But i found it was not lame
but only because i could blow stuuufff up!

Now blocks fly in the air,
As i light the gunpowder
Due to being creative
I have unlimited of you
And now i can blow up
Every pig and chicken.

Oh TNT, oh TNT, how you fill me with glee
Oh TNT, oh TNT, how i love you so dearly-

COMPUTER SCREEN: Blue screen due to error and explosive overuse creating lag. have a nice day! -Windows

: *CENSORED* !

And that's why you don't use a lot of TNT on minecraft. your computer dies. Have a nice day! -Windows Inc.