Link hummed his favorite tune while sitting on the stool waiting for Peach to make him his pancakes. Really no one can deny her cooking, even Ganondorf himself. Her glossy pink lips stretched out in a smile as she brought out her favorite frying pan to heat it up and put the pancake mixture but something was wrong.
The pan looked like it was scratched out many marks decorated the once beautiful black pan, it was scratched so much that the metal underneath the paint is showing off, the handle was even missing! Peach gasped. "Goodness me, what happened to my frying pan?!" She cried out yearning the attention of the warrior how looked at her frying pan shockingly.
"Who would do something like this?" He asked, examining the pan as Peach whimpered, holding her hands at her chest. "It must've been Wolf maybe Fox since he was trying to make pancakes on his own. Anyone with claws from the looks of it," he analyzed.
"But why would either of them or anyone would do something like this?" She said tear eyed. "I always give them sweets and cakes."
Link placed a hand on the princess comforting her. "There, there, Peach. We'll find who did this," he promised. Before she could even reply Pit flew into the room bursting through the door in a panic with a stream. It was only then did they realize that he was on fire.
Pit danced around as his wings continued to blow in flames. "Oh god, oh god! Put it out! PUT IT OUT!" he shouted. Link pulled out a fire extinguisher and showered Pit into it cooling him down. After the flames died down Link went up to him. "What happened?!"
"I was just trying out this new deuteron but someone shot something like a fire or a match at me and I burst in flames!" He explained in a hurry. "The deuteron is evil, I tell you EVIL!"
Peach shook her head looking utterly confused looking calm at the situation. "Deuteron shouldn't do that, they never burst in flames that's ridicules. I see Mario trying some on and he never came out in flames and who would do throw fire at you?" she said.
Pit blinked. "Then why did I explode in fire?! My wings are hurting me and- wait... what happened to your pan?" He asked looking at the pan in Link's other hand.
Link clenched onto it tightly. "Someone clawed it for some reason," he said looking at it from different angle. "Could it be someone that responsible for my deuteron?" Pit asked.
"It might be it, look let's just go around and ask," Link suggested. "Maybe the culprit is still around."
The three agreed and headed off to the Smash Hall where it was crowded as usual, chattering filled the air as the angel warrior, hyrulian and princess made they're way through looking around. Link felt someone quite short bump into him. Looking down he saw it was none other than Villager looking absolute miserable.
"Hey, Vil, what's wrong?" Link asked using his nickname that Toon Link made for him when the two had their battle together for the first time.
He sniffed and held up his broken net. "Someone b-broke i-it and I-I c-can't fix i-it," he said hiccuping. "A-and my s-slingshot i-is missing t-too."
Link looked at the little boy then at his two friends. "A battered up pan, burning wings and now a broken weapon. This is getting weird," Link said in a mutter.
PIt shook his head at the usual paranoid green clad and went to an eye level with the sobbing boy. "Hey, are you sure someone might've broken it by accident? Maybe it broke in the match or something."
"No! I placed it on my bed then went to the bathroom when I got out it was broken!" He exclaimed holding up his broken net. Link scratched his back. "Villager, do you know anyone who might've went in the kitchen and did this," he showed him Peach's pan.
The boy looked at it for a while before a bubbled thought came over his head. After a short while a bright bulb popped up that sounded like Peach's oven ringing informing that cupcakes or any dessert are ready. "I saw Bowser in there awhile ago maybe he wreaked the pan and broke my net," he said sounding hopeful.
"Could be but let's not go around and accuse people," Link said with a warning. "Now, let's go see Bowser."
The four then walked upstairs where the bedroom floor is. Up there is a little quieter and more calm less Smashers hang around as the investigators soon stopped at Bowser's doorstep. Link hesitantly knocked at Mario's nemesis.
The door shortly opened revealing an obese turtle dragon like creature glaring at them. "No, I did not try to eat Kirby this time now go away!" Before he could slam the door Link put a hand to stop. "Bowser did you perhaps wreak Peach's pan, burn Pit and broke Vil's net?" He asked very carefully seeing him not in a good mood.
"No, I have better things to do like kill the guy who painted all over my room!" He said the last part in a shout, opening his door wide. The four Smashers dropped their jaw seeing red, green, orange you name it, paint all over his room. On his Tv, his bed, closet, every pinch.
"Whoa," that's all Villager had to say now he was forgetting about his small broken net compared to the mess in Bowser's room.
"Alright, now things are getting weird," Pit proclaimed. "Is this some sort of prank?"
Peach shook her head. "If it was why start it out with me?" She wondered out loud. Bowser stomped up and closed a bit of his door. "So your trying to find him, her, it or them?"
Link nodded looking at his small group. "Yes, it seems that way now," he said a bit unsure. Bowser closed his door with a slam and came up. "Well, I'm coming. I would just love to get the dead meat who did this," he growled, clenching his fist.
"Let's try to be rational, we still don't know if it's the same guy," pointed out Link. Everyone then looked at Villager who had a bubble thought then a light bulb came again. "Wait, who usually cleans up your room?"
"Umm, sometimes my minions but it wouldn't be them but... there was this time when I let Dedede in my room when he offered me a turkey sandwich. Ugh, it tasted so horrible that I had to go to the bathroom and when I came back this happened," he explain.
Villager snapped his fingers. "I know, maybe he went to the kitchen,' he started imagining Dedede's evil face and maybe got overboard with the glowing red eyes in the kitchen, 'to make you a disgusting sandwich," he continued on still imagining the scene in his head. Dedede was chuckling evilly and stuffing random things in a large bread. "Burned Pit's wings with one of those small Wallo dees that shoot out electricity," he said lifting his hands up dramatically now he imagined the fat king sending one his small (but cute) minions at Pit. "Gave you the sandwich and messed up your room and maybe he broke my net!" He said with a smile.
"Well, I guess we can go ask him," he said with a shrug.
"I'm starting to wonder if Toon Link's behind all this like always," Bowser grumbled.
Link shook his head. "Toon Link may have done... things that's for sure but his pranks never burn or possible cause someone's death like Pit's wings. Toon would never go that far."
"Don't give me that, I'm just saying that I think it might be that runt." Link gritted his teeth but shuts his mouth. He could obviously see Peach's eyes looking uneasy at this statement even Villager. Toon Link couldn't possibly do all this, he would never wreak Peach's pan, he loves Peach and her cooking. Just why would he break one of his closest friend's weapon even at his worst he would never even think about it.
Pit's incident is out of the question but maybe he did paint Bowser's room. It's understandable since Bowser always treats him badly.
Now, the five of them went over to King Dedede trying to find the piece to the puzzle... meanwhile behind our heros back someone dark yet so young laughing so hard that he fell on the ground wiping his tears away enjoying watching them go around circle. He just love driving them all nuts. He grabbed a familiar slingshot and put away a colorful paintbrush and gave an evil smile on his next task.
Oh wow, who do you think the mystery guy is? Tell me your guesses ;) and what do you think is going to happen? Please don't forget to review it makes me feel like people want me around and like my work. And sorry if updates are gonna be late. I love you all c: