Bleach Interview: Kurosaki Ichigo and Kuchiki Rukia
Anty: -taps microphone- Is this on? -Taps- alright it is. Alright, I've been meaning to interview pairs of Bleach Characters ever since I made the Araki Interview. Here's part 1 of a series. This is going to be in a paragraph form -smiles- just kidding. If you guys want to send questions to our next interview pairing, Uryuu and Orihime, you can.
-Leave's room Like a boss-
-Main lights flick on-
Araki: Hello and Welcome To Bleach Insanity-waves at camera- Anyway, today in Bleach Insanity,we're going to be interviewing one of main characters; Kurosaki Ichigo and Kuchiki Rukia.
Ichigo and Rukia: -waves-
Araki: Anyway, you know how an interview works right?
Ichigo: -waves hand- Yeah yeah, go with it.
Araki- -looks slightly pissed.- Anyway, -smiles- here's the questions. -pulls out list- question one is for Ichigo. Here is a question that is known worldwide. What the hell are you?
Ichigo: I'm a...-thinks-
Araki: You're a human, shinigami, hollow, quincy...what in the world are you really? If next time you're a saiyan or Zanpakuto...things could go bad.
Ichigo: Until I actually know what the hell I am, let's just say I'm a boy...a totally confused boy.
Araki: Alright...next is for Rukia; Why do you like Chappy?
Rukia: She's cute -says with a super kawaii look-
Araki: Okay...next is for both of you, what would you react to Ichiruki?
Ichigo and Rukia: ICHIRUKI?
Araki: -smiles- it's something about you guys...being together.
Ichigo: Excuse me while I go puke -stands up to run to the bathroom-
Rukia: ...what the hell...is...that...?
Araki: It's something your fans made, don't shout at me.
-Awkward silence-
-Ichigo returns with a plastic bag-
Araki: What's that for?
Ichigo: Uh, this is incase I puke AGAIN...
Araki: Uh...huh...okay, Ichigo, what do you think of the latest chapter of the manga? -looks at camera- wait...I think I'm forgetting something... -ponders for a while- Oh right! Spoiler alert!
Ichigo: Well, it was pretty shocking, Zangetsu's been with me ever since I got my hollow powers. So of course, when I learn he's not my Zanpakuto, I just feel...uh...upset of course.
Araki: Wait...but...didn't you fight him in the zanpakuto arc? Then again...that was a filer series.
-Anty pokes head out of backstage door-
Anty: That was my favorite series in all filers. And that was a personal question, I really was wondering.
Araki: Alright, next, this is for Rukia. What would you do when your bored in Ichigo's closet.
Rukia: There really isn't much to do in his closet...but since we're somewhere else kicking butt, I really don't get bored.
Araki: Good point. Now onto questions that involve the movies. Ichigo, in the first movie of bleach, did you fall in love with Senna? -stops and blinks- Nice question...
Ichigo: Who's Senna?
-Anty's head pokes again out of the backstage door-
Anty: Remember in the end, Senna was wiped from everyone's memories?
Araki: HEY! You're not even supposed to be here!
Anty: -smirks- I'm the author, I can do whatever I want.
Araki: SHUT UP!
Anty: -Sticks out tongue and runs back into the backstage-
Araki: Honestly...I can't even believe she created me...no good amateur. Anyway, for the second movie; Diamond Dust rebellion. To both, what did you feel when you found out Hitsgugaya-taicho betrayed Soul society?
Rukia: Of course I felt pain and upset. I mean, think about it, we've already lost 3 captains because they betrayed Soul Society. And besides, a trust worthy captain like Hitsugaya-taicho would never betray us...but thats what we thought. So of course, I couldn't help but feel tremendous pain.
Ichigo: He's been actually great you know, when he came to the real world along with you and the others.
Araki: You do realize that the movie came before the arrancars did right?
Ichigo: what?
Araki: Wow...anyone onto the third movie; fade to black. Tell me Ichigo, what does it feel to have you friends forget about you?
Ichigo: Devastating of course, I mean, I've met you guys and you guys changed my life
-from backstage-
Anty: I inserted Araki into the canon and filer arcs as if she was a canon character. -nods-
-on stage-
Ichigo: so of course I felt pretty bad. But, honestly, if it wasn't for Kon, Rukia might have never been saved.
-In Ichigo's body-
Kon: -sneezes-
-on studio-
Rukia: But the funny thing is, you forgot him and left him frozen!
Ichigo: Yeah...
Araki: Pretty careless of you.
Ichigo: Shut up
Araki: Alright, now for some random dares. This is the Wheel of Torture. Each number here -Points to the wheel which has numbers 1-60- represents a dare given by an anonymous watcher.
Ichigo: why anonymous?
Araki: Its so that the privacy of name will be kept out of public -mumbles and smirks- its also you won't go charging at the person's house screaming 'Bankai!'.
-Ichigo spins the wheel-
-wheel stops-
Araki: You got number 23. Let's see what this says -takes the number off the wheel-
You must go upside down and sing 'I feel pretty, oh so pretty, i feel pretty, and witty and gay.' I like this dare.
Ichigo: No way!
-Anty's head pokes out of backstage-
Anty: Oh yes you will or else I'll taze you and cut off your hair... -smirks-
Ichigo: NOT MAH HAIR!...what the hell did I just say?
Anty: Magic of Authors. -returns to backstage-
Ichigo: -goes upside down-
Araki: Sing it!
Ichigo: Gosh...I feel pretty...oh so pretty...so pretty...and witty...and gay...
Araki: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! -Roles on the floor laughing-
Rukia: Ichigo...
Ichigo: I lost all my dignity and Pride as a boy.
Araki: -pulls out tape recorder from shihakusho sleeve- TOTALLY WORTH IT!
Ichigo: ARAKI!
Araki: Gotta go! -Run's away- TAICHO! ICHIGO'S GONNA KILL ME! -opens senkimon-
Rukia: -sits on chair- What about my dare?
Anty: -comes out of Backstage- well, thats it for today. I was writing this and now its 1:30 am! -faints-
Rukia: Anty-chan!
-in soul society-
Ichigo: ARAKI!
Araki: Ahhhhhhh! -Run's to tenth squad barracks-
-in office-
Rangiku: Ninety-four thousand bottles of beer on the wall...ninety-four thousand bottles of beer...-signs paperwork-
Hitsugaya: Shut up! You ran off today and you didn't do the paperwork you promised to do! It's due tomorrow!
Rangiku: Meh.
Hitsugaya: And where the hell is Araki anyway? She's supposed to do her share of the paperwork.
Rangiku: Meh.
-Both hear's someone say Bankai from outside-
Hitusgaya: What the hell?
Rangiku: -shrugs-
Araki: -bursts through front door- AHHHHHHHHHH!
hitsugaya and Rangiku: What the hell!?
Araki: -Hide's behind Hitsugaya- HUMAN SHIELD!
Hitsugaya: Eh?
-see's Ichigo with a broken hainawa chain around him-
Hitsugaya: Kurosaki? Araki? What is the meaning of this?
Araki: I got a record of him singing 'i feel pretty' -clutches hitsugaya's shoulders hard-
Rangiku: -tries hard not to laugh-
Hitsugaya: What?
Araki: -pulls out tape recorder- here! i'll let you listen!
Ichigo: Noooo
Araki: -presses button-
Tape recorder: I feel pretty...oh so pretty...so pretty...and witty..and gay.
Rangiku: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Hitsugaya: ...
Ichigo: ARAKI!
Fin
Anty: -in bed- sorry, I ended it like that, it was better than having Hitsugaya to lecture both of them. Anyway, RxR! I'll make more. Next is Orihime and Ishida. Send me questions because I'll be making the next one very soon. If you don't think they should be next, tell me who to make