Craziness with the Transformers

It was a normal day in Jack Holmes's bigger on the inside hut when several giant robots appeared "Decepticons attack the Autobots" Megatron ordered but their weapons did not work "the question is where are we?" Ironhide said "that is a very good question" Optimus said when the front door slammed shut "Jack calm down I know your angry but just calm down I didn't mean what I said" Mikaela Gempton said "did you or are you just saying that sis" Jack Holmes said darkly "what the fuck?" Mikaela said spotting the Transformers when Curtis Scanlon fell on top of her Jack took a picture "this is so going on Google+ as part of my revenge" he said as the house became a military base/house "Change layout again" Jack growled "who are you human scum" Megatron asked then all Decepticons were shocked "OI no insults or aggressive behaviour or you got shocked" Jack said as a girl with Brownish red hair fell on top off him "Alicia" Jack breathed shocked then he noticed her bloodied condition he began CPR muttering "COME ON!" He yelled.

Ratchet ran forward "move" he ordered and gave her a decent shock to restart her heart "GAAAAHHH!" She screamed "who did you upset this time?" Curtis asked "what makes you think I upset someone" She replied "your bloodied form" Jack said "alright I upset a knight" she mumbled "what was that I'm not deaf" Jack said "a knight alright" she said "Introductions" Curtis said before Jack could go on a rant and threaten to snap the knight's neck "I am Jack Holmes and well I've been in fights" Jack said "You what" Alicia said shocked "I've been in fights since we last saw each other ok" Jack replied "I'm Alicia Simpson and I don't know what to do with him sometimes" Alicia said sighing "the names Curtis" Curtis said "I am Mikaela Gempton" Mikaela said "My name is Optimus Prime this is my evil brother Megatron" Optimus said "I am Ironhide the one playing music is Bumblebee" Ironhide said "I am Ratchet" Ratchet said "I am Jazz" Jazz said before the Autobots patted him on the back at his return to life "I am Sideswipe call me sides" Sideswipe said "the names Hound" Hound said "I am Starscream" Starscream said "I am Officer Barricade" Barricade said "oh not again" Megatron said "what?" Alicia asked "he has been stuck thinking he is a police officer for a while keeps trying to arrest Lord Megatron I'm Soundwave by the way" Soundwave said "I am shockwave" Shockwave said "I am Scorponark" Scorponark said "the names wheelie and this is my pal Brains" Wheelie said "right everybody we are on a quest to find where everything is AWAY WE GO!" Jack yelled and everybody followed him.

"FOUND ANYTHING PRIME!" Megatron yelled "I FOUND THE DECEPTICON CHARGING CHAMBERS!" Optimus yelled back from down the corridor "I FOUND YOUR BEDROOM JACK!" Alicia yelled from up a ladder "DON'T TOUCH MY SWORDS STARSCREAM!" Jack yelled as Starscream found his dojo "AUTOBOT CHARGING CHAMBERS LOCATED!" Soundwave yelled "MIKAELA I FOUND YOUR ROOM!" Curtis yelled "I FOUND AN OLD MAN!" Mikaela yelled "WAIT WHAT!" Jack yelled "hey put me down whippersnapper" the Old man said kicking Mikaela in the shin Bumblebee grabbed him and threw him back to his house "thanks bee" she said anyway back to the search "I FOUND THE KITCHEN!" Brains yelled "I FOUND THE SHOOTING RANGE!" Ironhide yelled you know the drill yelling when they found something once everything was found they headed to the main room to discuss rules "rule one Starscream or anyone no touching my swords without permission or swearing not to kill people yeah I'm looking at you Screamer" Jack said "you little bastard" Starscream growled getting shocked.

"Rule two no being perverts" Alicia said glaring at wheelie and Brains "rule three no destroying each other or anything or I will be pissed you can destroy each other in video games and that is it in fact video game night tonight attendance mandatory" Jack said entering the kitchen and coming out with a can of Ginger Beer only to witness something weird Autobots and Decepticons getting along "I walk out of the room and no one has killed each other" Jack said incredulous as they all began to float "WHO THE HELL PRESSED THE ANTI GRAVITY BUTTON!" Jack yelled "MY BAD!" Brains said "When does it say it will turn off" Alicia asked "two months" Brains answered "who installs an anti-gravity button on a timer?" Mikaela asked "I do" Jack shot back "well it was a stupid idea" Alicia said taking her new friends side.

"Look blame brains alright" Jack said Optimus and Megatron said nothing continuing their staring contest while floating in the air "what do we do?" Curtis asked "live like astronauts for two months simple as that" Jack said floating off into the dojo to hope his swords were not flying everywhere Starscream tried to grab one Jack floated over and punched him and began beating the crap out of him Megatron noticed "what's going on?" he asked "Starscream tried to grab one of Jack's swords and is now getting his ass kicked" Hound said "what does that mean?" he asked "it means when you get your posterior handed to you by another person Lord Megatron" Soundwave said as he and Ratchet were fixing Barricade "stay away from my swords you great big Dorito" Jack said the humans burst out laughing and soon the Autobots followed and once they explained the Decepticons followed "Stop Laughing" Starscream growled before giving them all the bird and headed for the jet practice range Jack floated into his lab thankful that he fastened down the chemicals he did not want another time travel incident where he became an invisible ghost around his 3 year old self because of accidentally mixed carbon and magnesium instead of carbon and beryllium long story he checked on his recently completed experiment a remote with buttons when pointed at a female and one of the buttons pressed they become Mind controlled Cat or dog girls why he had invented it was because of when he need revenge.

It was soon dinnertime Jack had left and got take-away in other words Sushi Red Rooster and KFC with Soundwave who behaved and when eating the Transformers surprised the humans by actually eating food with them from the floating air once the food was done Jack floated into the game room setting everything up "hmm Dark of the moon or fall of Cybertron multiplayer meh both" Jack said as the anti-gravity ran out Mikaela and Alicia destroying it "DAMN IT!" Curtis yelled "WHAT!" Mikaela asked/yelled "I WANTED TO BE AN ASTRONAUT FOR TWO MONTHS SIMPLE!" Curtis yelled "DON'T STEAL MY LINES SCANLON!" Jack yelled the Autobots and Decepticons were in one big pile on the floor Decepticons on bottom getting crushed by Hounds fat ass "WATCH OUT YOU TWO YOU HAVE AN ANGRY HUMAN AND SEVERAL ANGRY TRANSFORMERS AFTER YOU!" Jack warned Optimus and Megatron joined Jack in the kitchen seeing no point in the hunt while the rest hunted the girls down not allowed to bash them up just prank them Jack sipped his tea he looked out the window and let out the worst curse known to man "LANGUAGE!" Alicia yelled from her vantage point on the catwalk because outside was a bunch of fangirls Optimus and Megatron followed his gaze and let out the worst Cybertronian Curse word the Autobot and Decepticon fangirls were out there alongside Jack's fangirls "oh hell no" Alicia said and shot at them with her stolen gun the fangirls fled screaming about a haunted house "THANKS NOW GET EVERYONE TO THE CINEMA ROOM!" Jack yelled he had set up his Xbox in there.

Once arriving the Transformers used their holoforms as Jack set up the game the main menu came as the Transformers looked shocked "how the hell" Megatron said through his holoform "you have a lot of movies and TV shows about you" Jack explained "that explains the fangirls" Optimus said Jack went to multiplayer and turned to a whiteboard Optimus and Megatron vs Starscream and Ironhide was the first match if they won they went up the ladder if they lost they would go to the loser tournament and after that they were eliminated it also had who they were playing as in both games. the four sat down and chose their characters Optimus chose to be himself as did Starscream Megatron decided to be Jetfire and Ironhide chose to be Megatron the map was going to be the Ark Optimus and Megatron communicated silent orders to each other forgetting it was a video game soon Megatron cornered Starscream and after a gunfight in the game Megatron utterly destroyed Starscream's character "Damn it" Starscream muttered and they all watched Optimus fight Ironhide in one on one eventually Optimus destroyed Ironhide's character "good game prime" Ironhide said "Good Game Ironhide" Optimus replied Megatron now knew why his Decepticons occasionally hated him maybe he should be to his men like Optimus is to his men "good game Starscream" he said "good game lord Megatron" Starscream said obviously shocked.

The next round was Jack and Ratchet vs Alicia and Soundwave both had formed a bond with the humans Jack had chosen to put in Dark of the moon and chose to be Ironhide and Ratchet was himself Alicia chose to be Mirage and Soundwave was himself the map was Detroit Jack and Ratchet split up and soon Alicia and Jack were shooting at each other in the game Mirage fell Alicia was out they shook hands and watched as Ratchet beat Soundwave. Several games later it was the finals it was the team of Optimus/Megatron, Alicia/Soundwave, Jack/Ratchet, Mikaela/Barricade, Curtis/Bumblebee and Ironhide/Starscream and the Loser finals were Shockwave/Hound and Scorponark/Jazz Wheelie and Brains were out Optimus and Megatron went up against Alicia and Soundwave they were playing Fall of Cybertron Soundwave was himself Alicia was Skyquake they fought until a draw and Alicia and Soundwave admitted defeat seeing they had lower health Bumblebee and Curtis beat Ironhide and Starscream and Jack and Ratchet beat Mikaela and Barricade so now it was down to Optimus and Megatron against Jack and Ratchet in Dark of the moon's one on one wrestling mode Jack was Ironhide fighting Megatron who was himself both were silent except the controllers clicking as they dodged and punched each other soon Megatron was defeated who graciously admitted it obviously Decepticons were scared at their leaders behaviour but at Soundwaves urging they forgot their fear now it was Optimus vs Ratchet their game was a long one and soon Optimus admitted defeat they went to bed that night utterly tired.