Disclaimer: So everyone knows, all the characters I use belong to J.K.Rowling. Also, I have taken the idea of this story from the great authoress: TheGossipQueen. With her permission of course!
Teacher's Pass Notes, Too!
Part 1
Dear Severus,
I caught a few 7th years throwing dungbombs
in your room last night. They are Mr.'s Potter
and Weasley. Would you like me to punish them
with cleaning the Trophy Room or cleaning bed pans
in the Hospital Wing - or maybe you would like
to punish them something of your own.
Filch - Janitor
Dear Filch,
It is with great pleasure that I received your note.
Though your punishments seem quite suitable, I
Wish to punish the trouble makers myself. Send
Them to my room from 5-9pm – they can skip dinner.
And make sure you send them on Tuesday, when
They have Quidditch Practice.
Most Sincerely,
Severus – Potions
Dear Minerva,
Take a look at this letter I found Hermione
Reading during my class today:
Dear 'Mione,
You won't believe it! Snape, the greasy bas---d
Is taking Harry and me out of Quidditch today.
He gave us a detention! You won't believe what
He's making us do! We're supposed to clean out
Every filthy cupboard in his filthy room! And he's
Bloody keeping us there from five 'till nine! So,
When we're finally let out, we'll be caught by Malfoy,
The arrogant a-se-hole, who will undoubtedly be
waiting for us to give us another detention!
Mione, you've got to help us!
Your friend,
Ron
What do you think of that, Minerva? Oh, by the way, I
crossed out all the swear words Mr. Weasley was using.
Is Severus really allowed to give them a detention like that?
Do you have any idea of what is in his cupboards?!!?
He just wants to win the Quidditch Cup this year. But, both
of us know he has no chance, right?
Because, we have to stop this, right?
Gryffindors 4ever,
Remus- DADA
Dear Remus,
We can't stop another Professor from giving a student
Detention. It simply can't be done, not even by the
Headmaster. And I think I should say that I agree
With Severus – Did you know that both boys threw
Dungbombs in his classroom in the middle of the
Night? They threw so many that the next class of
First year students fainted from the horrid odor the
Next morning!
Best Regards,
Minerva- Transfiguration
P.S. Of course the Slytherin Quidditch Team won't
beat the Gryffindors!
Dear Minerva,
Fine! Just be that way!
I'll be the one to find a way to help my faithful
House!
So, I can't stop Snivellus from giving a detention…
Then just watch what I will do!
Go go Gryffindor!
Remus- DADA
Dear Remus,
I fear for the Slytherins.
Best Regards,
Minerva- Transfiguration
Dear Sprout,
You won't believe what letter I snatched from Mr.
Malfoy today in my class!
Read this:
Dear Blaise,
Did you just get a detention from that Loony Professor Lupin?
I did, and for no apparent reason, whatsoever!
For Merlin's sake, I was just sitting at my desk
Making fun of Potter, and he goes,
'Malfoy, detention!'
Something must have messed with that werewolf's
Brains- if he had any, that is. He wants me to skip
Quidditch Practice to clean up after one of that half-giants
creatures!
My father will surely hear of this!
Malfoy
Ha! That's so funny! Malfoy's crying over detention,
Just wanted to share the humor.
Short as ever,
Flitwick- Charms
Dear Flitwick,
You're right, it's hilarious! But, take a look at what I
Took from Mr. Zambini, during Herbology!
Read it:
Dear Malfoy,
I just got detention from Professor Lupin for reading
Too fast! And that's not all, he's got the rest of the Slytherin
Quidditch team in detention!
What a Gryffindork!
From,
Blaise
Looks like Remus is giving Gryffindor a clear cut to
The Quidditch Cup this year. Is that fair?
Written by,
Sprout- Herbology
Dear Sprout,
Who cares?
Short as ever,
Flitwick- Charms
Authors Note: So… what do you think? Do you like it? Oh, I hope, cause I'm continuing! Please review with any thoughts or ideas for me to use!