One day, Betsey and Madge were totally topless making out, and Madge was totally like, "Betsey, did you hear something?"
"No," said Madge. But then a huge, big, fiery, bulbous vampire man came in through the ceiling which is totally weird because then this knight was all mejestic in the door way and girls were topless making out and the knight was totally grossed out and took his sword out and started doing magic with it.
it was really shimmery and he covered it with his own blood and madge got sliced right across the stomach but she said a magic curse and her vampre teeth weree very vampire teethy which turned betsey ond is it betsey I don't know I forgot
OH, BUT THEN HE CUT HER HEAD OFF!
And then I was so confused I was soooo and she was in a psuchiatrists place not never mind and he kind of looked like that guy from college humor from far away but he was british.
Fast forward a few million years Betsey is yelling at a clown because he puched a child and gave him a bloody nose.
This clown, you guys, is really creepy.
And then he got fired from being a clown, I guess, and he didn't even get to keep his costume. Thi movie... oh wait, fanfic is called LESBIAN VAMPIRE KILLERs.