Ok I was bored and I have nothing else to do. Here is the summary Link doesn't want to leave his house because he is afraid of outdoor dangers so Me and Midna will try to find something fun to get him out.
RedEyed: Come on Link! You have to get out sometime!
Midna: You watch Link we are going to find something so dang fun you'll have to come out!
RedEyed: Yeah you bet we are!
Midna: How about tag?
RedEyed: Ice cream!
Link: I won't come out!
Midna: Surfing!
RedEyed: Two ice creams!
Midna: Ferries Wheel!
RedEyed: Washing an old person!
Midna: What? RedEyed that's not fun!
Old person: It is for me!
Midna: Sumo wrestling!
Link: Cut it out! I'm not coming!
Midna: God What are we going to do now?
Old person: I say we take a bath!
Midna: W-What? Will you get out of here?
RedEyed: I can dress up as a gorilla and Link can come out to save you
Midna: Oh come on that is the most stupidest thing I ever……………Actually that might just work.
RedEyed: How do I look?
Midna: Do I have to tell the truth?
RedEyed: Umm…. Yea
Midna: Fine you look idiotic and well, umm….. hairy
RedEyed: (sarcastically) Gee thanks
Midna: (sigh) Help Link help a gorilla is on the loose!
Link: Ok this is your saddest attempt yet everyone knows that's RedEyed in her gorilla suit she wore for Halloween last year.
Midna: OMG!!!!! WHAT WILL IT TAKE TO GET YOU OUT OF HERE!!!!
Link: Nothin'
Midna: If you won't come out I will make you come out!
Midna drags Link out of his house while he whines like a baby
RedEyed: I don't know why I pay for cable when I got people like them
Midna: Link get back here!
Link: But I don't- AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Midna: oh boy
RedEyed: Awwwwww! A puppy!
A big gigantic three headed dog with mouth foaming stares at her
Link: I wouldn't go there if I were you!
RedEyed: Oh come on he looks completely harmless!
Gets swallowed whole by the dog
Midna: Oh my god RedEyed are you Ok?
The three headed dog explodes into a million pieces and guts fly everywhere
Midna: EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: I don't know (licks gut) It tastes pretty good
Midna: (stares at Link then stared at a pile of umm…… waste products) Hey Link what about that pile over there?
Link: (Eats waste product) Hey this REALLY good!
RedEyed and Midna: EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Midna: Well at least we got him out of his house right RedEyed? (silence) RedEyed?
RedEyed: (washing an old person) Heh heh this is fun!
Midna: I got to get me some new friends
Sorry if this seems a little…………………….weird but who cares I like weird! READ AND REVIEW!