Chapter 1: Beginning
(Hello, readers, Warrior Emperor Z 1991 here! And ready to join the ranks of other Fanfic authors who made a parody of a Muppet Christmas Carol but I am also adding stuff from Christmas Carol the movie. For those who don't know it Nicolas Cage was in it and just to remind you all I don't own any of the characters I use in this story they are each own by their respected company.)
Our tale begins in London. Here, the people are getting ready for tomorrow which will be Christmas, and folks rich and poor are getting ready for the happy moment.
Our attention is on two sellers of Christmas apples. One of the sellers was a Saiyan named Warrior Emperor Z 1991 wearing a Christmas scarf and a Victorian hat. The other was a small humanoid Dragon named drago who also wearing a Christmas scarf and a Victorian hat.
"Come get your apples!" yelled Warrior Emperor Z 1991. "Come get delicious Christmas apples."
"They are delicious!" yelled drago. "Just a couple of bucks, get them while they last!"
"We…" Warrior Emperor Z 1991 stopped as he noticed drago chewing on one of the apples.
"They aren't going to last long if you keep eating them like that, drago!"
"What, I'm raising the prices," said drago as he kept chewing.
"Drago, Aoi is not going to…"
"Uh, Warrior," Drago said as he pointed to the audience.
"Oh, hey there," smiled Warrior. "Welcome to Warrior Emperor Z 1991's Mallque & Griffin Christmas Carol. I'm here to tell the story."
"And I'm here for the food," said Drago stuffing another apple in his mouth.
"My name is Charles Dickens," said Warrior Emperor Z 1991.
"And I'm Drago," but then Drago looked alarmed. "Hold it, you're not Charles Dickens."
"I am in this story!" snapped Warrior Emperor Z 1991/Charles Dickens in annoyance.
"No way! If Meg told me anything it was that this Dickens guy was some book genius!"
"You're too kind."
"And why should I believe you?"
"Well I know A Christmas Carol story like the back of my hand."
"Then prove it."
"Fine," said Warrior Emperor Z 1991 as he turned around and lift one hand. "Um, there's a little mole on my thumb and, uh scar on my wrist for when Muscle man…"
"Not your hand! The story!" yelled drago.
"Oh Okay," said W.E.Z 1991 clearing his throat.
W.E.Z 1991/Charles Dickens then began to narrate. "Marley'swere dead to begin with."
"What?" Drago asked.
"That's how this story begins, Drago. Marley's were dead to begin with."
"Oh okay."
W.E.Z 1991/Charles Dickens then began again. "They were as dead as a door nail."
"Good, spooky but good," said Drago.
"Thanks," said W.E.Z 1991/Charles Dickens.
"You're welcome, Mr. Dickens."
W.E.Z 1991 then continued. "In life, the two had been business partners with a shrewd moneylender named Ebenezer Scrooge, played by Peter Griffin. You will meet him as he comes around that corner."
Drago then looked around. "Where?"
"There," said W.E.Z 1991 pointing to a corner that had an ally with fog coming out.
"When?"
"Now."
Then a tall figure came out of the alley. He was wearing a sharp business man like suit.
"There he is. Ebenezer Scrooge the scrooge," said W.E.Z 1991.
Ebenezer Scrooge walked by with a long sharp cane, going past W.E.Z 1991 and Drago.
"Sheesh, did it get colder now?" shivered Drago.
As Ebenezer Scrooge walked toward his destination, a couple watched and began to sing.
Neil: When a cold wind blows it chills you
Chills you to the bone
Anya: But there's nothing in nature that freezes
Your heart like years of being alone
Ebenezer Scrooge passed a couple of more people as they sing.
Stewie: It paints you with indifference
Like a lady paints with rouge
Then Maddie Murdock and Brian appeared and grabbed Stewie.
Brian: And the worst of the worst
Maddie: The most hated and cursed
Stewie: is Ebenezer Scrooge
Ebenezer Scrooge then passed two familiar boys while one was holding a blanket.
Charlie Brown: Unkind as any
Linus: And the wrath of many
Charlie Brown: That's the stingiest Ebenezer Scrooge
Soon a crowd began to sing as Ebenezer Scrooge walked right past them.
Crowd: Oh, there goes Mr. Humbug
There goes Mr. Grim
If they gave a prize for being mean
The winner would be him (pointing)
Woody, Buzz, Jessie, and Rex, Mr. Potato head: Ebenezer Scrooge he loves his money cause he thinks it gives him power
The Rugrats gang: If he became a baby you can bet he'll be a brat
"Not even the sprouts like him," said Grandpa Lou.
As Ebenezer Scrooge passed under an arch, the Eds began to sing.
Ed, Double D, and Eddy: There goes Mr. Skinflint
There goes Mr. Greed
The window opened from nearby as The Kanker sisters joined in.
May, Lee, and Marie: The undisputed master of the underhanded deed
Then Alex, Marty, Melman, and Gloria sang sadly.
The Madagascar group: He charges folks a fortune for his dark and drafty houses
We poor folk live in misery
Buster: It's even worse for rabbits
Ebenezer Scrooge passed by an old drafty house where a group of rabbits were staying. One of them named Babes with a sad face said. "Please, sir, I want some carrots."
A female choir, made up of Disney princesses (Ariel, Jasmine, Belle, Rapunzel, Cinderella, and Tiana), was singing.
Disney Princesses: He must be so lonely
He must be so sad
He goes to extremes to convince us he's bad
He's really a victim of fear and of pride
Look close and there must be a sweet cat inside
Ebenezer Scrooge stopped in front of the group. They smiled but he scoffed them and walked away.
"Nah!" remarked the Princesses.
Ebenezer Scrooge passed a crowd that was watching a show by Stan Smith and Roger.
Crowd: There goes Mr. Outrage
There Goes Mr. Sneer
Stan: He has no time for friends or fun
"Like me!" Stan also said.
Roger: His anger makes that clear
Stan then hit Roger on the head with a club making the crowd laugh.
Then a cart driven by Kermit the Frog passed by.
Frou-Frou and Spirit: Don't ask him for a favor because his nastiness increases
Kermit: No crust of bread for those in need
Buster and Babes: No carrots for us rabbits
As Ebenezer Scrooge continued down the street, W.E.Z 1991 and Drago where there, W.E.Z 1991 was narrating, while Drago was eating popcorn.
"Ebenezer Scrooge liked the cold. He was hard and sharp as a flint. Secretive, self-contained, as solitary as an oyster," narrated W.E.Z 1991.
Meanwhile, Ebenezer Scrooge pushed through a few people, annoying them, as he continued on. The crowd continued singing.
Crowd: There goes Mr. Heartless
There goes Mr. Cruel
He never gives
He only takes
He lets his hunger rule
If being mean's a way of life
You practice and rehearse
As Ebenezer Scrooge arrived as his destination, which was the place he worked, a crowd gathered. One of them, Link, mumbled to Zelda nearby.
Link: Then all that work is paying off
Cause Ebenezer Scrooge's getting worse
As Ebenezer Scrooge tried to open the door, the crowd finished their song and pointed accusingly at him.
Crowd: Every day in every way
Ebenezer Scrooge's getting worse
Then Ebenezer Scrooge turned and snarled at the crowd. The crowd then nervously left to their business.
"Oh dear, come on, R2," said C-3PO as he led his Astro droid away.
"How time flies!" said Bugs Bunny.
Ebenezer Scrooge watched as everyone left. He frowned and said before he closed the door. "Humbug!"
(The peter griffin I'm using is the one from family guy. If anyone has any idea on who could play Bell (Scrooge's girl) for this story, please tell. After all this is my first Christmas story.)