The country of Amestris was slowly scanning the room, there was a discussion about global warming or something. He wasn't paying any attention, and it seemed like no other nations were paying attention either. Most of them were doodling, falling asleep or on their phone. Germany, however, was pretending to pay attention, but really, he was thinking about God-knows-what. Nobody really knew what he was thinking and, frankly, Amestris didn't want to know.
He sighed quietly and slumped in his chair. He was thinking of what countries he should make an alliance with. After the war with Ishval and the impending war with Drachma, he didn't want any more trouble if things got ugly, thus, teaming up with someone else would be genius. That is, if there was anyone good around. Most of the people here were insane! Italy was too bouncy and annoying, and he kept pestering him about pasta.
England seemed like he had a stick up his a$$ his entire life, plus he called him short, so, yeah. Russia was just...no. America was too loud and he was pretty sure that he would die in a couple years due to all the food he was eating, plus his presidential candidates were a wreck. Japan was too quiet and shy, he wanted someone he could trust with codes for nukes and stuff, not a little Asian man who's been cooped up in his room his whole life.
Canadia seemed ok, but he has the same problem as Japan, too quiet and shy. France was annoying and creepy, plus he keeps winking at Amestris, which made him really, really uncomfortable. Heck, the only decent options were Germany and China. But if China ever rebelled, he would most likely lose and become a colony. And he wanted to stop wars, not start them for freedom, so...Germany it was. Germany was strong and responsible, but if he rebelled, then it wouldn't be too much trouble for Amestris to take him down.
After that God-awful meeting, Amestris stomped up to Germany. Who was engaging in a conversation with Italy and Japan. Honestly, Amestris had no idea why he hung out with these guys, he was obviously superior in every way, so what gives? Anyway, Amestris walked up to Germany and cleared his throat, which grabbed the attention of the three nations. He pressed his finger on Germany's chest. "You. Me. Alliance. Now," he said. The nation merely shrugged. "Uh, sure," he said and Amestris stomped away.
So, not bad, huh? I'm having these chapters in the style of actual Hetalia episodes. Short and comical, not exactly funny, but comical. Please review :D
Yes, I know, my way of censoring bad words are extremely lame. Shut up, ok ;-;