Title: Never Trust The Man With The Cane
Author: HalfshellVenus
Characters: House and Wilson (Gen, with evil subtext)
Rating: T
Summary: Installment #567 in the ways House pretends he's not pestering Wilson (Christmas Edition).
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"Stop eating that candy cane at me," Wilson says.
"At you?" House sits forward in his chair, waving the candy for emphasis. "I'm saving that for Cuddy, the next time she comes in here to lecture me with her bazooms falling out of her blouse: House, your testing expenses are through the roof. House, you owe me clinic hours. Myeh-myeh-myeh-myeh-MYEH-myeh."
"Scary. So you're just practicing right now?"
"Nope, just eating it. With my tongue. And extra attention to the tip. Mmmm…"
"Okay then, how about this? I've got one too: Mmmmm…"
"It's not funny when you do it."
"Never is."
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