Author's Note: So I'm currently addicted to the Yogscast... YAH. Mostly their Shadow of Israphel series and Lewis', Simon's and Duncan's Tekkit series. SOOO... I decided to write some random Yogscast-related crap! Enjoy...! If you can!

Well. Balls.

Xephos, Honeydew, LividCoffee or Lalna, Sips and Sjin were surveying the scene below, each with a different expression and/or reaction altogether. Honeydew was grinning sheepishly, Xephos was speechless with rage, Livid looked quite scared, and Sips and Sjin were stifling laughter and stinging remarks.

The spaceman gritted his teeth and turned with slow deliberaton to face his dwarven friend. Xephos shot Honeydew a murderous look as he spoke.

"So..." he hissed. "You thought it funny... TO SET THE JAFFA CAFE ON FIRE?!"

"It was an accident!" exclaimed Honedyew, flinging his hands up to shield himself from his friend's rage. "A simple mistake!"

"So it was a mistake you managed to somehow light up some flint and steel?" demanded Xephos.

"Wow, Honeydew," said Lalna bemusedly. "Just... just wow."

Honeydew drew his ruby sword angrily. "Look, this was all an innocent mistake, okay?!"

Xephos ignored his friend completely. He folded his arms and set his mouth into a tight line before turning firmly away from the pyromaniac dwarf.

Meanwhile, Sips and Sjin were stifling their laughter over the spaceman's treatment of his friend and boss. Honeydew rounded on the two and glared ferociously, but this only proved fuel to their giggling.

"Guys," said Livid absentmindedly. "Quit laughing, okay? We gotta do something about this fire."

"We wouldn't have to do anything if it weren't for Honeydew's idiocy!" burst out Xephos angrily.

"Is that even a word?" shot back Honeydew.

"Oh, go and set yourself on fire, why don't you?"

"In case you didn't know, friend, I already have! Three times!"

Xephos raised an eyebrow. Honeydew opened his mouth to retort, but realised what he had just said and shut it before turning firmly away.

The remaining three knew it was no good to coax the two friends into talking to each other again. So, they settled down and watched the burning Jaffa Cafe.

"We should really do something to put the fire out," commented Sjin.

"Yeah, at this rate the entire factory's gonna burn down," agreed Sips.

Lalna yawned. "Couldn't agree more. Now who's up for roasting some marshmallows on a stick?"