Attack of the Half Blood Half Bloods
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"I'm sorry, Severus, we had to make a few cuts! Stocks are down by entire Galleons, and that means everyone has to take a few bumps. I myself am not taking my ADD meds anymore…"
Dumbledore had rambled on and on about pay cuts, but Severus Snape just sighed. To a genius like him, it probably did only mean not taking medication. For a teacher, however, it meant only one thing- a summer job.
For a person like Snape, there were few places you could actually get a job, anyway. He had gotten lucky with Hogwarts. There were few places left. One was Santa's workshop. One was the underworld (but only if he got in good with Daddy Dearest). One was Camp Half-Blood .
Unfortunately, the latter was where he had ended up. Worse still was his job.
"Hey, Lunch Lady!" one of the Athena campers hollered, "Give me some more fish! It's brain food, y'know."
Snape sighed and served up a salmon patty, grumbling.
'Why me? Why am I the only one who has to suffer? Oh cut it out you fool, its no use wallowing in self-pity! Oh well at least Potter isn't here to see me like this'
"Yo, kitchen dude, toss me some o' that chicken salad—yeah that's it." A black haired teen shouted at Snape.
Snape recoiled in horror at the teen that had shouted at him. It was Harry James Potter.
"Ha, look at how the mighty Slytherin has fallen! Snape does the dishes! Snape does the dishes! Snape is the lunch lady! Snape is the lunch lady! Snape is a girly boy! Snape is a girly boy!" Harry Potter and the rest of Camp Half-Blood taunted.
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
Severus woke up drenched in a cold sweat. It had all been a dream, no scratch that a horrifying nightmare. He wouldn't have to find a summer job. He rose and quickly ran through his morning routine, which consisted of: showering, dressing, brushing out his long silky hair, and possibly eating breakfast.
As Severus brushed out his hair he wondered why his students thought that he had greasy hair. He always shampooed and conditioned it every day. Even though Severus wasn't vain he always brushed his hair out between every class, to prevent tangling of course.
"Severus, would you kindly come to my office? I have something of utmost importance to discuss." The Headmaster of Hogwarts—Albus Dumbledore—called from Severus' fire.
"I'll be there in a minute." Severus grumbled from his bathroom.
He sighed and quickly ran his brush through his hair once more before stepping into his fire and flooing to Dumbledore's office.
"You wished to see me Headmaster?" Severus called silkily as he exited the fireplace and padded into the office.
"Yes, he does and you were the last to arrive! Couldn't you try to be more punctual?" A stern-faced witch by the name of Minerva McGonagall berated him.
"Anyhoo, now that Severus has arrived I can finally tell you the good news!" A cheerful Dumbledore told his entire staff.
"As you know, Hogwarts will be renovated this summer to make this place more modern. We will be adding elevators, escalators and even computer labs plus much more. On the outside we'll look like the Hogwarts that you all know and love, but on the inside, we'll look like a modern high school with a medieval touch. Now the only problem with that is that we are over budget and we all have to take pay cuts. Not to worry though, I already found you all summer jobs. They're in America and they're at this lovely little camp called Camp Half-Blood ." Dumbledore finished cheerily.
"NO! I REFUSE TO GO BACK THERE! I SWORE WHEN I WAS FIFTEEN THAT I WOULD NEVER SET FOOT IN THAT BLASTED CAMP EVER AGAIN! I ALSO REFUSE TO BE A LUNCH LADY! IT WOULD TOTALLY RUIN MY GORGEOUS HAIR!" Severus fumed.
"Well Severus, you won't be a lunch lady, you'll be a janitor instead."
Severus whimpered.
"Now, would you all extend both of your wrists and form a circle?" Dumbledore asked.
The teachers did as they were told and Dumbledore handcuffed them all together and together they apparated to New York . From New York , they apparated to Half-Blood Hill, where together the group of them entered the camp.
"Well, I'll leave you all to finding your jobs." Dumbledore walked towards a centaur standing on the hill.