So this is the extent of my maturity and creativity at the moment. :D Actually, this was a rap I had to write with a group for my vocals class. We're performing it on Thursday. Enjoy?

Disclaimer- Mulan's not mine. I'm not affiliated with Disney, though that would be amazing. Not as amazing as a job with Pixar, perhaps, but still. Pretty up there!

Weird How Nothing Rhymes With Mulan

Hey I'm talking 'bout a girl who's named Mulan
(You know nothing in the world rhymes with Mulan)
But she was trying to get a man without reproach
You know she didn't want to go and shame her folks

So she went to Matchmaker to make her a match
With some lessons on manners hid away in her sash
But she messed up real bad and the damage was dire
And the matchmaker dropped her like she was on fire

Yeah this was turning to a bad day in her life
But some soldiers at her house caused her even more strife
See they'd been fighting the Hun for five or so years
And the army was fresh out of volunteers

So they drafted her dad, which made Mulan pretty sad
But she wasn't going to stand aside and let him be had
She cut off her hair and took her dad's battle armour
And she prayed to the gods to give her good karma

She asked for a dragon, but they sent her a lizard
When Mushu said he'd help her, she thought she had misheard
But time was growing short (and though he was shorter)
He needed to make this chick into a soldier

(Author's Note- Here, there are a couple of verses about the training camps to the night before the big battle with the Hun that I didn't write and don't have the lyrics for right now...)

So they went to the mountain to battle the Huns
And they called their battle cry at the top of their lungs
Nobody knew why 'Ping' had to yell "girl-power!"
It didn't exactly make the enemy cower

But though 'Ping' was fierce, he wasn't knife-proof
It didn't take long for them to find out the truth
'Ping' wasn't a guy (unless guys can lactate)
And they left her in the mountains because of this trait

What no-one knew was that the Huns were like zombies
They were back up faster than this morning's orange chai tea
The leader had a plan and he put out a hit
At dawn they'd kill the Emperor- they'd pop him like a zit

(And someone else wrote a couple of verses about Mulan kicking ass at the palace. At which point I was called upon to finish it up...)

So Mulan was the hero, that much could be said
The Empire was saved and the Huns were all dead
Mulan got her man and a bitching career
And this rap was finished before Chinese New Year.