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Escape from Ed-catraz
Chapter 1
Eddy grumbled as he forcefully jammed his schoolbooks into his locker. It never seemed to matter what he was doing; be it from his teachers or the kids of his neighborhood, he always got a raw deal. He had tried his hardest to keep out of trouble, if for no other reason than to ensure that his newly repaired friendship with the other Eds had a decent fighting chance to become what it once was. Hell, he had even kept himself from giving that bazooka-chinned bike monkey what he so dearly had coming. Yet it didn't matter; it was the last day before spring break and he, Ed, and Double D had each recieved detention yet again.
Good news was, at least they weren't the only ones. Johnny, Nazz, Marie Kanker, Sarah, and Kevin also landed themsleves in detention. Eddy smirked. Finally, the staff had realized that the Great Chindini was just as at fault as anyone else, and WAY more so than him. Hey, it wasn't his fault Kevin couldn't resist target practice on the "dorks." He only wished the Ed had aimed higher with that pot of boiling gravy, then he would willingly suffer detention with a smile on his face.
He is shaken from his thoughts by the arrival of his two comrades. The Lump had a look of abject terror on his strangely chinless face, while Sockhead gingerly rubbed a raw stinging handprint on the side of his face.
"Well, it appears that Nazz still harbors some distaste of our conduct during the "alien" fiasco. No doubt today's incident exacerbated that."
"Ahhh, she'll get over it. What's got Burrhead tied in a knot?"
Ed wiped tears and mucus onto his sleeve before crying out, "Bad Ed had misused sweet, glorious gravy! Now Sarah will tell Mom and poor Ed shall get his subscrition to Gravy Monthly taken away!" Ed started bawling on Eddy's shoulder.
"Hey hey hey, get off me, willya? If it weren't for you throwing that pot at Kevin, poor Double D here would have become coated in custard. I daresay Gravy Monthly would be proud of ya."
"Really, Eddy?"
"Really Ed. Now come on, lets get this detention over with so that we can enjoy freedom for two weeks. "
The boys hightailed it to the detention hall, eager to put an end to a very exciting day. As they approached their class, they slowed down in time to see that Kevin was limping and muttering darkly under his breath. Eddy hid a barely repressed snigger behind one hand as he strutted through the doorway.
Double D walked out massaging his temples enthusiasticaly. was it just him or did detentions seem even more mind numbing than usual? It seemed that it had gone on for at least three hours. Whatever the case, he could understand Eddy's enthusiasm upon leaving the classroom, whooping and shrieking with delight.
"WHOO-HOO! Last one out is a rotten egg! And by that, I do mean Kevin!"
"Hey! Say that to my face, ya dork!"
Eddy bolted for the front doors, expecting to depart from school grounds within the minute. However, upon arriving at the doors, he found that they would not budge.
"Hey what the- c'mon you stupid-!"
He heaved for about a minute, and even tried to ram Ed through the doors before coming to the bleak conclusion:
"WE'RE LOCKED IN!"
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