I'm Just A Regular Guy

I'm just a regular guy.
All I can really do is jump and fly.
Press the "X" button, and then I'll jump;
And when I land, I make a great big thump!

My name is Spyro the Dragon.
I kick butt on the Rhinos until they bleed;
Press the square button and I'll 'em down with my super fast speed.

I'm just a regular dude.
I know your upset about that, but please, don't sue.
If you press the circle button, I spit out my Flamin 'Hot Cheeto breath;
Sure, I'll kick Gnasty Gnorc's butt, with my power of flaming D.E.A.T.H.

Like I said, my name is Spyro the Dragon.
I'm just a regular guy.
I'm only on a disc to entertain you;
I live in your PS2 or something else new.

If you ever want to see me again, give me your reply;
Just sit back, and relax, and go to WalMart and enjoy what you buy.
But, like I said...I'm just a regular guy.

Author's Note: I hope for the people who like Spyro or like to read poems,
this wasn't to boring, weird, or cheesy for them. I'm not really a poem
writer, but I just wanted to try something new any way. Please R&R.