Questions

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It was a regular dinner , before Toushiro and Sakura went to work . The twins were bickering about something adults couldn't understand while said adults were talking peacefully .

"Fine ! You don't believe me ?" Takara yelled , unsheathing her zanpakuto . Sakura looked up and glared . "No fighting at the table ." Her daughter pouted and resheathed her sword . Takeshi grinned and stuck his tongue out . "Anyway ," The younger female grumbled ."Birds carry babies to the porches of homes ! They don't fall from a tree !"

Takeshi shook his head . "Nuh-uh ! Of course they fall from a tree ! If not , we would see babies flying all around !"

Takara refused to back down , her forehead bumping with her twin's. "If babies fall from trees they'd be dead ! You numbskull , their bodies are fragile and vulnerable !"

"But at least my theory's more realistic than yours , Strawberry Shortcake !"

"OI ! I'm taller than you by four inches , MIDGET !"

"At least I don't have bubblegum for hair !"

"At least I don't look like an old man with white hair !"

"Even so , I'm stronger !"

"Hey where did my idiot twin go ? All I see is a mouldy tomato !"

"HEY !"

"THAT'S ENOUGH."

The two 10-year olds froze and sat in their seat , not daring to look into the eyes of their furious mother . "Stop calling each other names and finish your food ." They grudgingly did so , throwing occasional glares at each other .

All was quiet before Takara spoke up .

"Kaa-san , where do babies come from ?"

"Oh look at the time , I'm going first lovelies !" Sakura grinned and shunpo'ed away to her division .

Toushiro cursed .

That woman is evil . Pure evil .

"So , Tou-san , where do babies come from ?" Takeshi asked curiously . Toushiro sweated nervously before coming up with an idea .

"Why don't you ask Byakuya ?" They brightened .

"YEAH ! THAT'S A GREAT IDEA !"

The pair quickly moved to the door , but Takara froze and said , "Tou-san , can I have a sister after this ?"

"Uh… why don't you ask Yachiru to be your sister ?"

"Nah , she's too… hyper ."

"And you two are not ." The captain snorted . His son pouted at him ."We are not hyper !"

"Yeah ," Takara agreed ."But Takeshi is emotionally unstable ."

Just when he thought the little devils would go , they asked the dreaded question once more .

"So can I have a sister or what ?"

"You mean 'we'."

"Yeah whatever cotton-ball ."

"Cotton-ball ?! C'mere you bloated pink marshmallow !"

Toushiro sighed in relief . "Thank goodness ."

But …

"BYAKUYA-JII ! WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM !"

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He really pitied Byakuya now .

Poor guy .

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Yay ! This little idea that was bugging me is finally complete ! I'm super sorry for not updating my other stories , but I'm having MAJOR author's block with Sakura's BabySitters . For Love Worth My Life , the last chapter is about 25-30% done . it'll come out soon !

Take care dears !

-nia annie-