Hiruma : OI ! FUCKING AUTHOR ! WHERE'S THE FUCKING GIRLFRIEND ?!

Santsu : WHAT ?! I DUNNO YOU FUCKING BLONDIE !

Hiruma: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME FUCKING AUTHOR ?! * aims AK-47 at Santsu's head *

Santsu : Oh ! Shit ! I forgot my bazooka today ! SHIT ! I left it at school ! * ( O.O WTF ?! )

Hiruma: Kekekekeke…You fucking forget it right ?...* smirk *

Santsu : SHIT ! KUSO !

Mamori cames in with a bazooka in her hands.

Mamori : Santsu chan ! YOU LEFT YOUR WEAPON IN THE SCHOOL !DON'T DO THAT AGAIN ! ABUNAI ! ( IT'S DANGEROUS )

Santsu : * smirk * * grabs the bazooka and aim at Hiruma * HAHA ! I GOT YOU KNOW !

Hiruma : Tch! No fucking ammo in it !

Santsu : WTF ?!

Hiruma aims the AK-47 at Santsu and fire !

KUSO ! I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME YOU FUCKING BLONDE ! * disappears in among the stars *

Mamori : =.="""""" my dear Lord…Sanstu doesn't own Eyeshield 21 * BOOM ! *

CHAPTER 1

"Calling all unit ! Calling all unit ! HQ has spotted Hiruma Yoichi on Deimon Road, 1st Street. Arrest him immediately ! I repeat Hiruma Yoichi spotted on Deimon Road, 1st Street ! He's riding a black SUV! "

WOOOOOOOO~ ! WOOOOOO~! ( How does siren alarm sound ? -.-..I forgot…lol)

"Tch! Those fucking police again ? Bet that fucking policewoman is there too..FUCK ! " as Hiruma escaped with the SUV.

A woman in the police car held a hailer in her hands and reach out the window and start commanding " HIRUMA YOICHI ! STOP YOUR CAR NOW ! WE'RE NOT GONNA LET YOU ESCAPE THIS TIME ! I REPEAT ONE MORE TIME ! HIRUMA YOICHI STOP YOUR CAR NOW OR WE WILL FIRE ! "

" TCH ! " he smirked and pulled out a hailer out off nowhere and said " HEY ! FUCKING POLICEWOMAN ! YOU WEARING RED PANTIES ! KEKEKEKE ! YA HA ! " out of nowhere the car begins to speed like in The Fast & The Furious . * LOL ! XD *

" WHAT ?! " the policewoman blush and sit back into her police car and blush so hard.

" That's what you get for messing with me you fucking policewoman ! YA HA ! " he chuckled.

In The Police Station

" Anezaki Mamori ! This is the 21st times you let Hiruma get away with this ! " the head police yelled at her. ( Random number XD)

" I'm sorry sir ! Please forgive me ! I wont let him go again ! " she speaks .

" You better be Miss Anezaki ! "as she was ordered to get back to her table and began doing her research on the thief.

" Urgh ! That Hiruma Yoichi ! Who does he think he is ?! First, he robs the Mafia's gun factory ! Then, he steals all the important documents from the Russian Mafia ! And now what ?! He killed 2 lawyers and the head bank accountant ?! " she was mad that the whole police department was shock as she does herself. She was embarrassed for yelling out to loud and began her research.

Name: Hiruma Yoichi.

Age: 21 years old.

Sex: Male.

Location: Unidentified.

Cases : Stealing gun, bombs and important documents from Mafia's company. Blackmail the citizens including high authority. Hacking computer. ( O.O woa…a lot of cases…that's just a quarter from it ! XD )

" Hmm…that's odd…most of his cases were all under stealing or robbing guns, bombs and documents from the Mafia's company..but why suddenly he got himself to be a murderer ? As far as I know..he don't kill people but only steal and blackmailing..this is getting strange.." she thinks to herself as she looks all of his cases he had done before.

At a random bar

" Tch! That fucking old man knows how to trap me into becoming a murderer huh ?! " he cursed him.

He runs all the data on his computer and spotted something interesting. " YA HA ! I see that fucking old man tries to run away..kekekeke…let him be for now..kekeke "he snickered with his devil laugh as he tap on his laptop's keys.

At Mamori's House

Anezaki Mamori has become 21 years old responsible , mature woman and she has her own house now with a job on her hand. Back then everything was perfect and she was awarded for the Best Dedicated Police for 3 years. But then, when Hiruma Yoichi showed up, her carrier's becoming a threat. She hardly catch Hiruma and she was really frustrated about that.

She was standing outside her balcony while having a nice cup of hot chocolate and was thinking about Hiruma Yoichi. " How am I'm gonna catch him ? If this goes on, my carrier is over ! " she sighs as she looks out at the road and she became curious when she saw a black demonic figure. It was Hiruma Yoichi ! She quickly jumps out from her balcony to her trees and swings on the branch and landed on the ground gently. She looks out carefully at Hiruma Yoichi walking down by her house . She quickly jump above the fence and landed her feet in front of him as she was surprised to found that Hiruma was hurt and had being shot on his left arm and his right waist.

" What happened ?! " she ask as she hold him.

" Tch! An..and at this time…I just have to run to you huh…fucking…policewoma..n…" he suddenly collapsed falling towards her , luckily in the nick of time she grab him and brings him into the house.

In Mamori's room

She carefully pulls out the bullets in his left arm. " There..one more to go..but…its on his waist..should I open his shirt ? " she blushed while touching his wound. She never once saw a man's body so close yet alone touch them !

Suddenly, Hiruma woke up "Kuso…urgh!" he moans hurtfully while touching his wound.

" You fucking policewoman..are you gonna let me fucking die ?" he ask him angrily.

" Of course not ! And quit cursing would you ?! And please take that clothes off if you want to live ! " she commands him. But he was too weak to even lift his body up.

He looks at her and smirk as a sign to ask her to lift his shirt off like she some kind of a pervert.

" Fine ! I'll do it ! " she blushed hard as she lifts his shirt off slowly and was surprised with his body features. He's body were neither thin nor too build up like all the body builders in the television she saw. His body was just perfect and he had almost have a perfect 6 packs on his chest. She was dazed by his perfect feature and she touch his chest slowly.

She suddenly snapped back into the reality world when Hiruma starts yelling at her " Oi! Fucking policewoman ! Could you hurry up and stop touching me like I'm your toy ! Do you want me to fucking die so much ?! "

She was shocked and quickly pulls out the bullet from his right waist then she put some ointment on his wound and wrapped them with clean white bandages.

Hiruma's POV

Tch ! This fucking policewoman smells nice..like gunpowder..i guessed she isn't fucking bad after all huh ? If only those fucking Mafias didn't shoot at me in the bar ! I probably wont be half dead like a fucking fish here ! Its just fucking lucky to found the fucking policewoman here..This is the most safest place for the moment since the Mafias wont think about looking for me in a police's house and since I'm sick, this fucking policewoman wont send me to the hospital..if she does..then I'll just blackmail her , including the doctor…kekekekeke…

This fucking policewoman..she's quite fucking beautiful..although she wears red panties . He snickered.

End of Hiruma's POV

As she finished bandaging him, she goes to the kitchen , wash her hands and make some hot porridge for him.

"Hm..I think the blood should be stop by now..I need to make this porridge quickly..so he will get better soo.n…WAIT A MINUTE ! I'M COOKING A HOT PORRIDGE FOR A CRIMINAL HERE ! WHAT ARE YOU THINKING MAMORI ?! " she quickly ran into the room and found that...

Santsu : Owh..I love to make people suspend ! muahahahaXD ! * evil laugh *

Hiruma : TCH ! You fucking author ! Can't you do the fucking juicy part already ?!

Santsu : NO FUCKING WAY !

Mamori : Santsu chan.. that's a bad word !

Santsu : Owh..come on Mamo neechan ! You like the part you were touching Hiruma's chest don't you ? * smirk *

Mamori : N..NO !

Hiruma: TCH ! Fucking girlfriend..You do like it don't you ! What a pervert fucking girlfriend..

Mamori : N..NO !

Santsu and Hiruma : Kekekekekekekekekeke…

Mamori : Meanie…* blush hard *