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This story starts after naruto defeats nagato but instead of bringing people back to life he sends naruto to the Monty Python universe!

"I believe in you naruto uzumaki" nagato croaked.

He pulled his hands out of the machine that was supporting him and he did some hand signs.

"You can change the world naruto. I thought I could force peace onto the world through pain but thanks to you I see things differently now. I believe that you could do much good for the other worlds so I'll send you to the universe of Monty Python."

Naruto stared at nagato with confusion written all over his face.

"Eh?"

"Yes. The world of Monty Python will benefit greatly from your presence. In fact. I'll revive all of konoha and send them there as well. But since they might freak out about their dead comrades being dead one minute and alive the next I'll wipe all of their memories except for yours uzumaki. Fair well."

"EH?"

A sudden flash later and naruto was gone.

"Why did you send him and konoha to another universe?" konan asked nagato.

"Because that way they're out of the way of my plans. What? Did you think that I would create an evil organization, make them wear nail polish and send them after little boys before revealing that I'm into necrophilia and have seven bodies that are gods yet can get their arses kicked by a kid who was trained by a frog then say that I'm sorry and bring all the people I killed back to life and then die instead of pursuing my goal of world domination? Are you retarded? Fuck the idiots who would do that. I just sent all of my enemies to another universe so that there will be no resistance when I rule the world! Nothing will stop me now once I complete my set of evil cranky demonic furry friends and use their power! HAA HAHA HA HA!

Konan sweat dropped.

"But uzumaki had the nine tailed beast inside of him."

"HAA HAHA . . . HA . . . ha . . . haha . . . oh"

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"SHIT!"

Naruto opened his eyes to find that he is surrounded by mist.

"Eh? Where am i?"

He started to walk through the mist when he noticed that every time he took a step he heard the sound of a horse gallop nearby.

He turned around expecting to see a horse but what he saw surprised him.

"Eh? What are you doing here? And why are you dressed like that?" he said to sasuke who was dressed in rags and had a back pack on.

"I'm dressed like this because I'm your patsy you dope."

Naruto stared at sasuke who was acting weird.

"Ok? . . . Weirdo" he said as walked through the mist with sasuke while the horse galloping noise followed them.

"This is weird. If sasuke is here then maybe my other friends are as well? I should find my friends ask them what's going on" he thought.

He came across a castle wall.

He stared up at it as Izumo looked down at him.

"Who goes there?" he shouted down.

"It's me you idiot, naruto."

"King naruto" sasuke corrected.

"Whatever freak. Its me Izumo don't you remember me? I defeated gaara of the sand, trained under jiraiya sensei and defeated pein, the leader of the akatsuki."

Izumo looked down in surprise at naruto.

"Pull the other one."

Naruto was shocked that Izumo had forgotten him.

"I did . . . and this freak behind me is my old teammate sasuke. We have walked-"

"Ridden sir" sasuke interrupted again.

"Er . . . yeah . . . we have ridden through the mist of this place in search of my friends. I must speak with your commanding officer."

Izumo scrunched up his face in confusion.

"What? Ridden on a horse?"

"Yes" sasuke shouted before naruto could reply.

Izumo glared down on them.

"You're using coconuts!"

"What!" naruto shouted as he span around to see sasuke holding two coconuts and bang them together whenever he took a step.

Izumo continued.

"You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're banging them together."

Naruto got pissed.

"So? Who cares? I've come all this way to find out if my friends are-"

"Where did you get the coconuts?"

"We found them" sasuke shouted.

"Found them? In konoha? The coconut's tropical!" Izumo shouted.

"What do you mean?"

"Well, this is a temperate zone."

Naruto glared at sasuke and then up at Izumo and decided to play along with their insane game.

"The swallow may fly south with the sun. Yet it is not a stranger to these lands" he shouted.

Izumo looked at naruto with a surprised look on his face.

"Are suggesting that coconuts migrate?"

"Not at all. They could be carried."

"What? A swallow carrying a coconut?"

"It could grip it by the husk . . . " naruto replied unsure where this was going.

"It's not a question of where he grips it, it's a simple question of weight ratio. A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut."

"Well it doesn't matter!" naruto shouted starting to get angry.

"Will you go and tell your commanding officer that I, naruto is here."

" . . . "

"Listen" Izumo started.

"In order to maintain air speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second. Right?"

"Please!" naruto said in an irritated voice.

"Am I right?"

"I'm not interested in fricking swallows I want to know where my friends are!"

Kotetsu loomed into view over the wall two meters away from Izumo and added his two cents to the conversation.

"It could be carried by an suna swallow!" he said to Izumo.

Izumo turned to Kotetsu replying.

"Oh, yes! An suna swallow maybe . . . but not a konoha swallow, that's my point."

"Oh, yes, I agree with that . . . "

Naruto began to lose his patience.

"Will you ask your commanding officer if he knows where my friends are?"

Izumo ignored naruto and continued his conversation with Kotetsu.

"But then of course suna swallows are non-migratory,"

"Oh yeah"

Naruto gives up on getting any information from the two crazy chunnin and walked off to find someone else to help him find his friends as sasuke followed behind him banging the coconuts together.

Izumo and Kotetsu didn't realise naruto has left and continued their conversation.

"So they couldn't bring a coconut anyway."

"Wait a minute! Supposing two swallows carried it together?"

"No, they'd have to have it on a line."

"Well simple . . . they just use a strand of creeper . . . "

"What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers?"

"Why not?"

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