The Little Stick Marching Band

by Captain LeBubbles

A poem I wrote a while back. My ex band director liked it, and so did his girlfriend, also a band director. So I thought I'd share it with the Teeming Millions. Hope you enjoy.

The Little Stick Marching Band

By The Bubbles

I am a little stick tuba player

and you are a little stick snare

so lets have a little stick marching band

and march at everywhere.

We'll need a little stick trumpet,

and also a little stick flute.

Then we'll get some uniforms,

some coats and hats and plumes.

And just what marching band would be complete

without a saxaphone?

And of course a little stick clarinet,

a little stick euphonium, and a stick trombone.

Now let's get some little stick auxilliaries,

Stick colorguard, danceline, and majorette,

Then a little stick mascot

to be our little stick marching band's little stick pet.

now there's only one thing left

to make our little stick marching band complete:

We just need a little stick drum major,

to conduct us and keep the beat.

So now we've a little stick marching band,

and now everything is just right

and we'll go to our little school's football game

and march in halftime tonight.

So when we mach on that field tonight,

be sure to clap your hands,

'cause we're the best, better than the rest,

this little stick marching band.

A/N- I'm not entirely sure that you need a disclaimer for marching band stories, so I'm stating for the record that I don't own it. Yeah.

I wish I could show you the version of this poem in my notebook, because its got little stick people with instruments in the margins.

REALLY LAME BAND JOKE- Q. What do you call an alto sectional? A. Group sax.

I know its lame. My section leader told us during band camp and I couldn't resist putting it in.

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