Wee, another one. Once again, I own no one and nothing, everyone belongs to JK and Warner Brothers. Again, it's a parody.
The very busty and smooth, chocolate haired Prefect was flouncing out the Potions door when Professor Snape called out, "Miss Granger! Wait a moment please."
"Of course Professor." she replied turning around and setting her pack on a nearby desk. "What do you want?"
"Don't talk in that tone to me, girl." Swooping down, he got right up in her face. "Detention! Tonight at 9, you will be cleaning caldrons!"
"Yes, Professor." Hermione Granger walked sadly out of the classroom and into the Great Hall, plopping down next to Harry. "That greasy git gave me detention! How dare he mar my perfect record!"
"We're sorry 'Mione, so can we do something to him now?" Ron asked hopefully.
"No Ron, you can't hurt the teachers." she scolded.
"Aww." both boys chorused.
9 o'clock
"Professor?" Hermione Granger called out as she poked her head though the doorway, "Are you here?"
"Of course I am, silly girl." The Professor in question stalked in though his office door. "I want you to clean and organize my storeroom!"
She looked at the huge, dirty mess he called a storeroom. Hermione gulped and said. "Yes sir." After that she went in and started.
2 hours later
Hermione knocked on the office door, after hearing the command, "Enter!" she opened at the door and said, "Professor Snape sir? I'm done."
"What? Already!"
"Yessir."
"Very well come here so I can give you a pass back to your common room."
When Hermione was right up next to the big desk, Snape swooped around, grabbed her, and proceeded to snog her. After coming up for air, she asked, "Bedroom?"
"Hell Yes"
Oncethey got to his room, they then proceeded to have their steamy sex scene, that once again, I'm to lazy to write, I'm sure your all just SO disappointed.