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Summary: After troubles in their relationship, Byakuya and Renji go to a consultant. But what happens when they both have their own very different ideas of how it came to this?
Pairing: Byakuya x Renji
Genre: Humor / Romance / AU-story
Rating: M (for future content)
That's not what happened
Prologue
The clock ticked in the quiet room and the only other sounds were the sound coming from cloth moving and the leather couches protesting against its load. I had two men in front of me; two who were quite the opposites of each other.
One sat straight, his hands folded neatly in his lap, his back straight and head held high. Dressed in a spotless suite, his aura proclaimed grace and silent dignity, pride. His dark hair was neatly combed and fastened with silver ornaments and his steel grey eyes were dignified and guarded, unwilling to betray any emotions.
His position and disposition itself screamed of noble heritage and high standing.
The man to his right on the other hand, was far more open with his feelings. His left leg crossed over the other and elbow resting on the armrest while cupping his chin made a sublime example of awkwardness and attempt at dignified affront.
His extraordinary red hair was put up in a high ponytail and intricate tattoos marked his face and neck. His clothes, if in the same style as the raven haired man, were vastly different. The shirt was open at the throat and wrinkles could be seen on the white cloth. The pants had faded in color at the knees, something that pointed at a fall. He had the position of someone who was on guard, probably coming from a harsh upbringing or dangerous line of work.
To summarize it, a truly fascinating pair. Not a word had been spoken after the greeting at the door and I could see the silence eating at the two men, each showing different signs of it. A shift in position there, a slight cough and a straightening of clothes, all small details being caught and recorded in my mind as I silently gauged the two. When I deemed them at the edge of what they could take, I spoke up.
"So, what is it that has brought you here?"
A/N: And of course here comes the cliffhanger. As I said, it's a prologue of a work I've been bouncing around when I'm bored. All my fic's seem to be dark and gloomy, so I thought it was time to end that with some comedy.
Review and I will continue.
(Chapter updates depending on the status on my main fic "A step too far" and school.)
Anyone dare a guess at who our relationship consultant is?