"I'm telling you! She could!" Mantis said, poking towards the scroll on the table.
Viper shook her head. "She would never do that!"
Tigress walked into the room.
"What are you fighting about?"
An awkward silence ensued as Tigress spotted the scroll on the table and picked it up. She raised an eyebrow at the two.
"This is about tigers. Specifically their…our… eating habits."
Before anyone could say anything, Crane walked by the door carrying an armload of scrolls.
"They've been arguing over whether you'd ever stoop to eating them."
Tigress looked aghast "Why would I do that?"
Mantis shrugged nervous "We were discussing that incident with those travllers who got lost in those mountains during that bad winter. When search parties found them, it turns out they'd been eating their-"
Po's head popped into the doorway.
"I heard 'eating', what's up?" he said cheerfully.
"Nothing." Tigress said sarcastically. "Only that they think I'm going to eat them."
Viper shook her head again "No, no, no! You have it wrong. We were just discussing whether you'd be able to eat us if the chance ever came… that's all." She seemed horrified with what she'd just said.
Tigress rolled her eyes and opened the scroll. "Let's see." She started.
"Tigers eat a variety of prey ranging in size from termites to elephant calves. However, an integral component of their diet are large-bodied prey weighing about 20 kilograms or larger such as moose, deer species, pigs, cows, horses, buffalos and goats. Occasionally they may consume tapirs, elephant and rhinoceros calves, bear species, leopards and Asiatic wild dogs."
There was an awkward pause as she finished. Tigress could feel her face burning under the gaze of her friend's horrified faces.
Po suddenly snickered.
"What is it?" Tigress asked, eager to end the moment.
"You can eat me anytime you want!" he said before diving out of Tigress' angered reach as she started shouting at him.