SCRIPT NOTES: This has nothing to do with any of the existing seasons, except the characters.
Edie is still alive & Katherine is in it but not yet mentioned. This is sorta like a long
lost season or something. Anyways, back to the Script! (:
Here's my second script, it's like the "second episode" of my lil DH Mini Series (:
[MA INTRO]
Previously on Desperate Housewives Mini
Lynette got a personal message,
Lyn: leave us alone! We have a restraining order! I will kill you!
Gabby got a Friday, all to herself,
Gabby: Yes, Andrew, yes, It's me gabby, I know about a great Gay bar just around the corner!
And Wisteria Lane,
Nurse: Doctor! Her pulse, it's gone.
Lost a beloved neighbor.
[Short Theme]
MA: The preparations were all set, the church where the service would be held was booked, The clothing she would wear was bought, the friends and family were told the tragic news, and the party food & drinks were bought.
Juanita: Why did she die mom?
Gabby: cause god knew it was her time to go
Juanita: go where?
Gabby: heaven
Juanita: How far is it from here?
Gabby: oh no honey, It's in the sky, above the clouds.
Juanita: So you take a plane then
Gabby: No, you cant go there unless you pass away
Juanita: That's no fair
Gabby: Juanita, a million years from now, you'll see heaven, I promise.
Juanita: How do you get into heaven?
Gabby: without lying, cheating, killing.
Juanita: So your not going
Gabby: Juanita!
Carlos: Honey go play with your sister
[Juanita runs upstairs, Carlos goes and sits next to Gabby, who is on the couch under a blanket, drinking coffee]
Carlos: You alright
Gabby: It's so sad, I mean, the other I was talking to her and now she's gone
Carlos: Life is unfair, sometimes it does things we don't want it to
Gabby: yeah, well lets get the girls ready, I'm starving & I want some steak!
[Gabby gets up & runs upstairs]
[Bree's House]
B: It's so tragic, I can't believe she died.
O: I know, I think in her respect we should claim the things she left.
B: Orson, how vulgar of you!
O: She didn't write a will, and plus she left that beautiful $1000 vase behind
B: We couldn't, I mean, can we?
O: It's a keepsake in her memory
B: I guess your right, she didn't leave it to know one, it will just go to some junk collector
O: Yes, Yes
B: Alright let's go get it!
[Bree & Orson run out the door, the door slams, scene goes black]
[Commercial]
[Edie's house]
Edie: Oh Ron
Ron: When are you going to get naked
Edie: That's all you want!
Ron: Well I thought that's what you wanted
Edie: your right
[The kiss again, time passes to the guy leaving, Edie tying up her robe, sees Bree & Orson walking across their lawn carrying stuff]
[Edie walks over there]
Edie: your stealing her stuff!
Bree: No we are not
Edie: Yes you are! I was over at her house before the accident drinking, I saw that lamp table
Bree: No your mistaken Edie, Now go away
Edie: hell no, I'm calling the cops! Better yet, telling the neighborhood!
Bree: It's not her…
[Orson walking towards the garage exit]
Orson: Bree, wanna go back and get more stuff from over [Comes out, see's edie]
From the umm…umm…store.
Bree: cut it Orson she knows
Orson: Please Edie
Edie: Oh stop begging, I'm not going to tell
Bree: Thank you
Edie: If
Bree: Oh great
Edie: If you let me have something from you stash and don't tell anyone I grabbed something too
Orson: deal!
Bree: I believe we have a Deal Edie
-- Ending to the first part, Go review!!