Frank had woken up at his desk. Apparently he had fallen asleep at his office overnight—his usual routine. He decided to go into the office kitchen in the office and get his fucking coffee, when he heard behind him the hard tapping of high heels get louder and louder. His boss.
"Morning, Frank," she said in a monotone voice. "You get that report filed?"
"No, I didn't." And with that he took off all his clothes and started throwing toddlers coated in honey at her.
"Super evade!" Suddenly, she was Asian. She began to float into the air and glow and shit and there was dramatic music in the background.
"HAAAAA," the man screamed as his fists became giant phalluses. He began to penetrate her with vigor. Sweat drenched his nipples.
"You'll never win!" she said as she summoned a pack of jetpacking shitting midgets. They began shitting on everything below them because they were jetpacking. Soon everyone was coated in fecal matter except for the midgets because they were in the air. Then they went home and had a bottle of chardonnay because they were tired from all of the office work. The end.