A/N: Yeah, this is rubbish.

We all crammed into the office, the entire Zodic. "Hatori," Shigure began, "this is an intervention!"

The doctor looked up from his desk, " Shigure, what are you babbling about now?"Julie and Emily stepped forward and began to shout simultaneously, "Don't act like you don't know! You've been sleeping with Bailey!"

My jaw dropped, that was an utter lie. Ayame waltzed over to Hatori, "Ah Tori-san, I never expected you of all people to be such a pervert!" Hatori's face was cold and he looked fed up with us, "I'm not, where did you get an idea like that?"

My friends started up again, "Because Bailey is pregnant and we all know she loves you!" Momiji turned to me with a look of awe on his face, "Bailey, du bist schwagger? Von Ha'ri?" I twitched a little, "I don't speak German and I'M NOT PREGNANT!"

"But of course you are!" Ayame trilled, "Yuki come here and agree woth me!" Yuki looked ready to kill, "I would rather not get involved." "Then why'd you come?" Shigure asked. "Because Mullis-san wanted me to."

They continued on this conversation until Julie reminded them, "Guys, we're supposed to be giving thar sick bastard doctor hell, remember?" Emily whirled on Hatori again, "Yeah, you are a sick bastard! I don't think what you did is even legal!"

"If I had done anything it wouldn't be but I'm innocent." Hatori responded calmly. Suddenly an odd notion struck me, "You slept with me then erased my memory didn't you? You sick bastard!"

That's when all hell broke loose. Everyone was accusing the doctor of raping me, impregnating me (which was total bullshit), and of being a total pervert. Finally Hatori cracked, "I didn't do anything to that girl! I never did and I never would because I'm gay!"

The room went silent. Shigure broke the tension by putting an arm around Ha'ri's shoulders and singing, "If you were gay, that'd be ok! I mean cause hey, I'd like you anyway!" Hatori shot him a death glare, "Shut up and get off of me." Shigure obliged.

Emily, the queen of horrible questions, asked, "Did you go gay after Kana's memory was erased?" "No." We all stared. "Tell us more." Julie demanded.

Hatori sighed, "Fine, when I was with Kana she was happy so I went along with it. But when Akito damaged my eye, Kana took it so hard. She kept apologizing and saying she loved me, so I told her. She was terribly heartbroken and that's what tore her apart. I erased her memory so she wouldn't be so distraught and it ended up that Akito was the only one that knew about this."

Hatori put his head in his hands and Emily cracked up, "C'mon man! There are times not to come out! I mean, 'Oh now that my eye has stopped profusely bleeding, I like men!'" I couldn't help it, when she put it like that it made me start to laugh.

Yuki was the one that brought everyone to a disturbing thought, "If he's gay, he's still the doctor. That means he's seen all of us naked." Another awkward silence followed. Julie was the one to break it, "Oh my God! You guys are screwed!"

Me and Emily started laughing with her, we had nothing to worry about, we weren't Sohmas. We stumbled out of the room, angry glares following us. "Why does the one I like have to turn out gay?" I asked once we were a good distance from the office.

"Because you turned him gay!" Julie shouted at me. I rolled my eyes, "You didn't listen to a word of his story did you?" "Nope!" she replied merrily.

I did pity Hatori though, I got the feeling that if we hadn't harassed him he could have kept his secret a hell of a lot longer.