South Park in Facebook

by ChemicallyGood

I had this idea after playing the stick of truth and then I saw heaps of others did it as well so I thought I might as well Contains Language and suggestions. It's long I know and I might still add to it, depends on how I feel seeing as I wrote this just then and it's 11:11PM as I'm writing the summary :O

1. Chapter 1

South Park in Facebook

(ALL THE SOUTH PARK KIDS ARE MEANT TO BE 16-17 IN THIS)

Stan Marsh changed his profile picture

Eric Cartman loolool r u preggers?

Stan Marsh ? Are you tryin to say I'm fat if so look at yourself?

Kyle Broflovski likes this

Eric Cartman Fck u Jew

Kyle Broflovkski ?

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Kyle Broflovski tagged Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman and Kenny Mccormick in a status

Kyle Broflovski You guys want to do something tomorrow? My parents are having people over and I don't feel like entertaining.

Stan Marsh Sure! My house?

Kenny Mccormick Ok :D

Eric Cartman lol like u r entrtaning nyway jew.

Eric Cartman but yeh ill c u guys at Stens house

Kenny McCormick How do you not spell STAN'S name right when it's right there?

Kyle Broflovski likes this

Eric Cartman at least I can afford to pay for tutoring lololol

Kenny McCormick Not even slightly offensive fatass.

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Randy Marsh changed his profile picture

Sharon Marsh Randy! You take this down right now! I am on the toilet in this picture

Randy Marsh Well NOW EvEryybodehh N0s ShArono!

Stan Marsh Wow…

Shelly Marsh God! This is so embarrassing

Gerald Broflovski Wow Randy is that pic taken with your new phone?

Randy Marsh Ye! Kool isnt it?

Gerald Broflovski Yeah Randy I sort of regret not getting that phone now, I guess Kyle was right after all : D

Randy Marsh I guess so Gerald Broflovski

Sharon Marsh RANDY PLEASE CHANGE THIS PICTURE!

Randy Marsh Alr1fght fin3 Sharon Marsh (Parteh poopeh)

Stan Marsh You don't need to tag mum she will get the comment pop up in her notifications Dad

Sharon Marsh likes this

Randy Marsh Stan Marsh what's a notification?

Stan Marsh -.-

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Craig Tucker tagged Clyde Donovan in a status

Craig Tucker Can you please stop telling Butters that I'll help him with his homework?

Clyde Donovan lol

Craig Tucker No, seriously he gets upset when I tell him no

Clyde Donovan Whateva Craigy

Token Black and stop telling him that I'll help him get girls

Craig Tucker likes this

Clyde Donovan lol!

Butters Scotch What? You were lying to me? Well that's awful mean Clyde

Clyde Donovan Okay, whatever I'll stop it's not funny when Butters finds out anyway…

Craig Tucker, Token Black and Butters Scotch like this

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Sheila Broflovski tagged Kyle Broflovski in a photo

Sheila Broflovski My boobialla looks so cute in his little suit 3 3 3

Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick, Sharon Marsh and Liane Cartman like this

Sharon Marsh I told you it'd fit him, did you tell him it was Stan's old suit?

Sheila Broflovski No, I did not want him to think I was giving him hand-me-downs, I told him it was a brand new suit.

Sharon Marsh Oh well, it actually fits him pretty well so he can keep it.

Sheila Broflovski Oh thankyou!

Sharon Marsh likes this.

Gerald Broflovski They grow up so quickly

Sharon Marsh Sure do!

Kyle Broflovski Mom! Take this picture down! OMG serious Mom!

Sharon Marsh You look so grown up Kyle.

Kyle Broflovski Thankyou Mrs Marsh but that doesn't change my opinion on Mom uploading pictures of me to Facebook without telling me, also I read your convo and saw this was Stan's suit but Stan already told me so I already knew.

Stan Marsh likes this

Sheila Broflovski I'm not taking it down Kyle, your family overseas wants updates and I'm not messaging all of them the same photo

Kyle Broflovski UGH!

Randy Marsh likes this

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Liane Cartman likes a page like if you enjoy sex with younger men

Kyle Broflovski, Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick and Clyde Donovan like this

Eric Cartman Mom, wtf?

Liane Cartman Sorry hun I didn't know you could see this

Eric Cartman weak!

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Stan Marsh Everyone has that one friend that no one likes…

Kyle Broflovski and Kenny McCormick like this.

Eric Cartman Lol da frend is 'KB' rite? Loool he haz NO IDEA!

Kyle Broflovski Wow

Eric Cartman Nothin 2 do wif u

Stan Marsh I swear you're so dumb Cartman

Kenny McCormick likes this

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Wendy Testaburger and Bebe Stevens were tagged in Heidi Turners picture

Stan Marsh, Bebe Stevens, Wendy Testaburger and 40 others like this

Wendy Testaburger What a cute photo Heidi! Xxxxxx

Bebe Stevens Yeah!

Wendy Testaburger Stan Marsh

Stan Marsh ?

Wendy Testaburger You need to like all photos I'm in baby 3 xo

Stan Marsh What? Really?

Heidi Turner Um? Ovbs

Bebe Stevens Yea, have you not been paying attention to Wendy liking all your pics on your FB? Lol

Wendy Testaburger Clearly someone doesn't love me…

Stan Marsh Okay! I'll like the picture

Wendy Testaburger Thanks baby! I love you XXX

Stan Marsh love you too :D

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Craig Tucker Lol I'm a huge fag loloolololol I like to take it up da butt from all da boiis 3

Kyle Broflovski, Tweek Tweak, Clyde Donovan and 15 others like this

Clyde Donovan I had no idea Craig! ;)

Craig Tucker Fuck you! How do I delete statuses?

Clyde Donovan I don't know Craig you posted this, Don't be ashamed #CraigUBabe 3

Craig Tucker I actually hate you

Clyde Donovan I actually don't believe you #PrincessCraigy

Token Black and Bebe Stevens like this

Bebe Stevens I don't usually involve myself into boys conversations but I would kill to see Craig in a princess dress lol :D love you Craig!

Craig Tucker Fuck all of you

Token Black me too Bebe!

Clyde Donovan Don't fight it Craigy

Craig Tucker I will block you Clyde

Clyde Donovan Okay I'm done!

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Kyle Broflovski invited Stan Marsh to play Farmville

Kyle Broflovski Dude! I didn't mean to I swear

Stan Marsh Kyle! I fucking hate Farmville I am never playing that crap

Kyle Broflovski I didn't mean to invite you ):

Stan Marsh Like I believe you, do it again and I'll upload that picture of you that you didn't want me to upload

Eric Cartman likes this

Eric Cartman wot is it?

Stan Marsh ;)

Kyle Broflovski None of your business fatass!

Kyle Broflovski And I didn't mean to send that to you I swear

Stan Marsh Ok, you better hope it doesn't happen again ;)

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Eric Cartman Lol! Clyde Donovan Craig Tucker What's the d1frence?

Craig Tucker What are you actually talking about?

Clyde Donovan LOL! Eric Cartman, A tub of lard, what's the difference?

Craig Tucker lol

Eric Cartman shutup Clyde u black assh0l3 ;)

Clyde Donovan shutup Eric you fat piece of crap ;)

Craig Tucker likes this

Eric Cartman Shutup Craig! 0r Clide idk da diff llol u both sound da same Haha!

Craig Tucker wow how did you pass English?

Clyde Donovan #burn

Eric Cartman I banged ur mom nd sh3 waz sah imprest sh3 told teachr 2 let m3 pass bcuz of mah b1g dick lol

Clyde Donovan #Burn? I don't know what you just said Cartman

Eric Cartman Whetevr Ill tell u 2morow

Craig Tucker Oh yay…

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Kenny McCormick changed his profile picture

Stan Marsh and Kyle Broflovski like this

Kyle Broflovski Lol nice but why do you keep changing your profile picture like every other week?

Kenny McCormick Because I do what I want Kyle

Stan Marsh What does that even mean?

Kenny McCormick It means I get more pussy than you and Kyle combined ;) ;) ;)

Kyle Broflovski Okay…?

Kenny McCormick ;)

Stan Marsh Not cool dude, I'm in a relationship and Kyle's gay so he doesn't go for pussy

Kyle Broflovski Wow weak dude, you're both turning into Cartman and it scares me.

Eric Cartman l0l shut ur jew mouth b4 I kill u LOL

Kenny McCormick Take that back!

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Sheila Broflovski commented on Sharon Marsh's photo

Sheila Broflovski I remember this like it was yesterday, hard to believe it was 8 years ago when the boys were like this 3

Sharon Marsh I thought you might like this one because it's one of the one's with Kyle's hair

Sheila Broflovski I do thankyou, can you tag me so that my family can see it?

Sharon Marsh Sure Sheila.

Gerald Broflovski Wow, one of the rare pictures of young Kyle where he actually has his hat off! When was this?

Sharon Marsh Stan said it was after they were running around in the sprinklers and Kyle's hat fell off in the mud that day.

Gerald Broflovski Oh, you have such good pictures of the boys Sharon

Sharon Marsh Yeah Randy played around with the camera for a while so there's a few good one's in there (:

Sharon Marsh And I used to have equal trouble taking pictures of Stan without his hat on, not as much now.

Sheila Broflovski Same here, now that Kyle cut his hair back he can keep it controlled a bit now but he still wears his hat to school.

Stan Marsh Can you guys stop talking about us like we can't see this?

Shelly Marsh Shutup Turd! Let them talk!

Kyle Broflovski No, I agree with Stan it's annoying scrolling down my newsfeed and seeing your convo's where you're talking about us.

Sheila Broflovski Oh boys, we can't help it, you're our children, some day you'll understand

Kyle Broflovski No, I really don't think we will

Stan Marsh Likes this

Randy Marsh Wo0w howcome I keep finding u peeps tlking without m3? Sheila Broflovski Gerald Broflovski Kyle Broflovski Stan Marsh Sharon Marsh Shelly Marsh

Stan Marsh Oh god Dad

Shelly Marsh YOU'RE SO EMBARISSING DAD!

Kyle Broflovski Lol :P

Randy Marsh LOL what does ':P' mean Kyle Broflovski?

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Randy Marsh Hey Stan Marsh Can you ASK ur fri3ndddd wot ':P' m3ans plz?

Stan Marsh It is a face!

Randy Marsh Kyle Broflovski

Kyle Broflovski Huh?

Randy Marsh L0L0LOID wot does ':p' m3an hehe

Kyle Broflovski Oh, it's a face Mr Marsh

Randy Marsh Kyle Broflovski

Randy Marsh Wot does IT Me3ani? ':p'

Kyle Broflovski Uh it's a face like ':D' and ': )'

Randy Marsh Kyle Broflovski Thanks BR0-flovski lol :p

Stan Marsh Dad, please leave my friends alone, you're lucky that Kyle is too kind and feels like he has to reply to you.

Randy Marsh u hav to tag him Stan Marsh Or he won't no ur tlking 2 him Kyle Broflovski Thanks BR0—flovski

Kyle Broflovski That's okay Randy Marsh and don't worry Stan Marsh I don't mind ;) ;) ;) ;)

Stan Marsh Oh god

Randy Marsh C he don't mind lol Stan Marsh

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Clyde Donovan Craig Tucker Remember that time when you let me know that you weren't going to be coming to my house oh wait that was never!

Craig Tucker Lol whoops

Craig Tucker Likes this

Clyde Donovan You're actually a dick, I cleaned my room for you

Craig Tucker I can't go I'm sick

Clyde Donovan OH REALLY? I HADN'T FIGURED THAT OUT

Craig Tucker I have a cold Clyde.

Clyde Donovan That's not the point asshole, you didn't tell me you weren't coming

Craig Tucker Why?

Clyde Donovan Why what? I can't deal with your single work answers Craig

Craig Tucker I'm sick

Clyde Donovan Okay I am 10/10 100% done with this conversation

Craig Tucker Good : )

Tweek Tweak likes this

Token Black Clyde, look up the definition of 'KARMA' ;)

Clyde Donovan What the fuck does that have to with Craig being a dick Token?

Token Black Oh boy D:

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