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terminallyCapricious [TC] began trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG]
TC: honk.
CG: GAMZEE!
CG: F*CK
CG: THERE YOU ARE, YOU HAD ME WORRIED DUDE
TC: HONK.
CG: UH
CG: YEAH
CG: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ANYWAY, I TOLD EVERYONE TO LET ME KNOW IF YOU'RE GONNA WANDER OFF.
TC: honk.
TC: HONK.
TC: honk.
TC: HONK.
CG: YEAH, I GET IT WISE GUY, YOU'RE A F*CKING CLOWN, WHO CARES.
CG: QUIT THE BULLS*IT PARTYCLOWN ANTICS AND GET YOUR A*S BACK HERE.
CG: THE S*IT HAS HIT THE WHIRLING DEVICE, AND YOU COULD BE IN SERIOUS DANGER OUT THERE.
TC: shut up.
CG: WHAT...
TC: I SAID SHUT THE MOTHERF*CK UP, MOTHERF*CKER.
TC: honk honk honk :o)
CG: DUDE
CG: ARE YOU OK
CG: YOU'RE REALLY WEIRDING ME OUT.
TC: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
TC: uh, yeah...
TC: I GUESS I'M ALL MOTHERF*CKIN WEIRDING OUT AT SOME EXTENT TO MY OWN MOTHERF*CKIN SELF.
TC: but it's all good, i'm chill with it.
CG: OH GOD
CG: NO NO NO, PLEASE DON'T TELL ME YOU WENT CRAZY, I COULDN'T TAKE THAT ON TOP OF ALL THIS.
TC: ON TOP OF MOTHERF*CKIN WHAT, MOTHERF*CKER.
CG: ERIDAN JUST FLIPPED HIS S*IT AND KILLED FEFERI AND KANAYA, AND I'M FREAKING THE F*CK OUT ABOUT IT.
TC: heh heh.
CG: HEH HEH?
CG: WHAT THE F*CK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
CG: SERIOUSLY, GET BACK HERE NOW, AND HAVE A SLIME PIE TO RELAX OR SOMETHING.
TC: SLIME?
TC: there is no more slime, brother.
TC: AND ANYWAY.
TC: shit was motherf*ckin poison, didn't you know?
CG: UH...
CG: NO? I MEAN, I WOULD NEVER EAT IT, BUT
TC: THEN GET MOTHERF*CKIN SCHOOLFED ALL ABOUT THE WICKED NEWS, PUNCHLINE BLOODED MOTHERF*CKER.
TC: it rots you.
TC: RUSTS YOUR MOTHERF*CKIN THINK PAN.
TC: and the floor all stares up back at you through the motherf*ckin hole.
TC: BUT THERE IS NO HOLE NOW.
TC: only under motherf*ckin standing of who all i was made out to be all along.
TC: ONLY UNDER MOTHERF*CKING STANDING OF WHO ALL I WAS MADE OUT TO MOTHERF*CKING BE ALL A MOTHERF*CKING LONG.
CG: OH MY GOD
CG: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
TC: i've been kicking the wicked ignorance on this s*it.
TC: BEEN MOTHERF*CKIN SLAUGHTERING THE WICKED IGNORANCE, BRO.
TC: all up in lifelong denial about my calling.
TC: AS A DESCENDANT OF THE HIGH MOTHERF*CKIN SUBJUGGLATORS.
TC: we are higher than you, brother.
TC: WE ARE HIGHER THAN MOTHERF*CKIN EVERYBODY.
TC: honk.
CG: GAMZEE
CG: PLEASE NO
TC: and now i'm the last one, so i finally motherf*ckin understand.
TC: I FINALLY GOT MY MOTHERF*CKING UNDERSTAND ON TO WHO THE MIRTHFUL MESSIAHS ARE.
TC: they were always both me. :o)
TC: AND ALSO MOTHERF*CKING ME.
TC: and now.
TC: AND MOTHERF*CKING NOW.
TC: i am going to motherf*ckin kill all you motherf*ckers.
CG: OH GOD
CG: OH MAN
CG: OH GOD
TC: I AM GOING TO MOTHERF*CKING KILL ALL YOU MOTHERF*CKERS.
TC: and paint the wicked pictures with your motherf*ckin blood.
TC: FROM YOUR VEINS WILL DRIP MY MIRACLES.
TC: your crushed bones will make my special stardust.
TC: WELCOME TO THE DARK CARNIVAL, BROTHER.
TC: honk.
TC: HONK.
TC: honk.
TC: HOOOOOOOOOOONK.
terminallyCapricious [TC] ceased trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG]
soulcat here
Yeah I know, I copyed that dialog, but that's all I'm gonna copy for now
I'm horrible at homestuck writing, so plz bear with me
R&R plz!
- Dr. Zelda soulcat