Gundam Wing Commercials
After Gundam Wing was first taken off the air on Cartoon Network...The G-Crew decided to check out their marketing success. Here are the first batch of commercials:
Heero Yuy:
GEICO: Omae o korosu, this is Heero Yuy, not to be confused with
Heero Yuy the pacifist leader of the colonies. So stop calling
me!! 1-800-HEERO-Y.
PCDI: Hello. Are you one of the following: Bored with life, need a
new job, wish to no longer become a plain civilian, or just
need a new hobby? Well if the answer is yes, We at Gundam
Professional Institute can help you in the comfort of your
home, mobile suit, or cell. We have the following career
options
OZ Pilot OZ Official
Sweeper Computer Programmer
Hacker Mobile Suit Pilot
Gundam Pilot Vice-Foreign Minister
Nurse's Aide Karate Instructor
Ambulance Thief Marine Operator
Firearms Operator Military Leader
Maganac Corps Acrobatic Clown
Fashion Designer Agency Management
Gundamium Diploma
All of our programs are accredited with all the regions of
the earth, as well as in space. So to advance yourself,
call 1-800-GUNDAM-3 for your free career literature.
Don't make me repeat myself. Omae o korosu.
Labor Ready:
You need someone to get the job done. Heero shoots down
two OZ mobile suits. You need someone with experience
Heero setting his leg back. You need someone who takes
the job and just does it without questions Heero looks at
the computer and respond by saying Mission Accepted.
Well at Labor Ready...we have what you need. Millions of
workers like him Heero Yuy with gun in tow, all ready
to take your jobs to the highest level. We're Labor Ready.
Heero shoots at a man far away before shooting the
camera.
Duo Maxwell:
CNetwork: We see Duo break dance on his head, never-ending. Five
minutes roll by, we still see him dancing. 24 hours
later we still see him dancing. Screwy, Ain't it?
Car: We see a picture of Duo in a loose page of a magazine. The wind picks up and he gets a ride
on Heero's black convertible. He comments on the
scenery, etc. The car stops and he sees a picture
of Hilde on the Bus stop Ad. He whistles, and flies
off of Heero's car.
Pennzoil: We see a black car with black bat wings. The fire
comes up and surrounds the car. Duo drives the
car on, only to be chased by a mad Hilde. He flies
across some cars, before landing. The commercial
stops to see Duo in the car seat.
Mililardo/Zechs:
Geico: Hello, this is Dexter Alleis here with a happy
Geico customer. We have his image blurred at
his request. "Sir, why do you want to be
camouflaged?"
"Because if everyone knew that I used Geico,
people will come up to me for money. Are you done
with that Jack Daniels?"
"Yes." Mililardo moves from the blurred thing, grabs
the JD and drinks it, as the other guy looks at the
camera.
Dorothy:
Army: My name is Dorothy Catalonia. I love to fight! I love to
kick other people's butts. I love to use swords and
guns! I don't like and never used mobile dolls. I can't
wait until training is over and we get to fight!
Announcer: Army of one...a original web series
featuring real soldiers. In the Army, you can
become an Army of One.
Lady Une:
Dove: We see Lady Une looking at a bar of soap, and the
commercial goes on.
Announcer: with Dove's new soap, with three different
ingredients, we can make your skin in the following ways.
1-The first pink stripe can clean your skin, making it
flawless, while you make plans to mess up other
leaders plans.
2- The white stripe gives you moisturizing, even though
you fight a Gundam Pilot or even though you
make a mobile suit for another Gundam Pilot
who tries to thank you by attempting to kill you.
3- The second pink stripe is there so you can't
tell that it's not your normal rose-scented bath
soap.
We then see Lady Une get a lot of Dove soaps and
throws them at Trieze Khushrenada. "Here you are
Mr. Trieze, your soaps. Now buy some your ownself!!" She
stalks off his house, and changes to Anne.
Noin:
Miss Cleo: Hello, I am Miss Lucreiza Noin. Everyone calls me Miss Noin.
Let's see what's your problem, dear.
Relena speaks. "I like this guy, but he always runs away
from me. I even stalked him for awhile, but stopped. What
should I do?"
"Well, Relena, I drew the cards and I don't see any cards
showing a woman at all...but I do see a death card that say
Omae o Korosu. I suggest that you leave him alone."
"But--But---"
"No Buts. Next call."
"Hello, Caller."
"Miss Noin, my name is Hilde. I have a boyfriend that is
really crazy. Not to mention that he's extra hyper all the
time. What shall I do?"
"Well, Hilde..." Noin say, not drawing any cards. "I think your
friend eats way too much sugar. Not only that but, he
also is a smart alek, am I right?"
"Yes...how did you know?"
"I just do. Keep him off the sugar as best as you can. The
other thing you can do is hit him on his head or pull his long
braid. That should settle him down."
Noin stops, and looks at the camera. "Call me now, and see
what the tarot cards say about you and your situation."
Group:
Heero, Duo, and Wufei
The Pump:
Duo walks into the Footlocker, in which Heero and Wufei are
working at. "Hey, guys! Are these new?" Wufei gives Duo a
Death Glare, before Heero answers.
"Yeah."
"How's the fit?" Duo asked. Wufei and Heero look at each
other before taking Duo to a cheap carnival/fair. "Uh..guys?"
"I just wanted to try the fit."
"Shut up, weakling." Wufei answered, as both Heero and
Wufei, fastened the hooks on Duo's shoes. Wufei goes
on to pump the shoes up as Heero goes into the ticket
booth to hack the swing ride for Duo. Wufei walks away
from Duo, as the swing ride goes up. Duo goes around
and around, screaming his braided head off. A few seconds
later, Duo is safely back on the ground. Wufei and Heero
walk up to him.
"Well, how's the fit?"
"It's good...it's good." Duo said, as he tries to walk, only to
fall on his face.
"It's better than punching him on the stomach and putting
him in the enemy's prison cell." Heero replied, as Wufei
comes close to cutting Duo's precious braid off.
NOTE: I DO NOT OWN GUNDAM WING AT ALL. I'M JUST A FAN OF
THE SHOW AND ITS CHARACTERS. HOWEVER GUNDAM WING
BELONGS TO SOTSU AGENCY, SUNRISE, ANB, and BANDAI...
LUCKY FOLKS. I APPRECIATE ANY REVIEWS OR RANTS, JUST
SEND ME HOW DID YOU FEEL ABOUT MY FANFIC. THANK YOU.
