Gundam Wing Commercials

After Gundam Wing was first taken off the air on Cartoon Network...The G-Crew decided to check out their marketing success. Here are the first batch of commercials:

Heero Yuy:

GEICO: Omae o korosu, this is Heero Yuy, not to be confused with

Heero Yuy the pacifist leader of the colonies. So stop calling

me!! 1-800-HEERO-Y.

PCDI: Hello. Are you one of the following: Bored with life, need a

new job, wish to no longer become a plain civilian, or just

need a new hobby? Well if the answer is yes, We at Gundam

Professional Institute can help you in the comfort of your

home, mobile suit, or cell. We have the following career

options

OZ Pilot OZ Official

Sweeper Computer Programmer

Hacker Mobile Suit Pilot

Gundam Pilot Vice-Foreign Minister

Nurse's Aide Karate Instructor

Ambulance Thief Marine Operator

Firearms Operator Military Leader

Maganac Corps Acrobatic Clown

Fashion Designer Agency Management

Gundamium Diploma

All of our programs are accredited with all the regions of

the earth, as well as in space. So to advance yourself,

call 1-800-GUNDAM-3 for your free career literature.

Don't make me repeat myself. Omae o korosu.

Labor Ready:

You need someone to get the job done. Heero shoots down

two OZ mobile suits. You need someone with experience

Heero setting his leg back. You need someone who takes

the job and just does it without questions Heero looks at

the computer and respond by saying Mission Accepted.

Well at Labor Ready...we have what you need. Millions of

workers like him Heero Yuy with gun in tow, all ready

to take your jobs to the highest level. We're Labor Ready.

Heero shoots at a man far away before shooting the

camera.

Duo Maxwell:

CNetwork: We see Duo break dance on his head, never-ending. Five

minutes roll by, we still see him dancing. 24 hours

later we still see him dancing. Screwy, Ain't it?

Car: We see a picture of Duo in a loose page of a magazine. The wind picks up and he gets a ride

on Heero's black convertible. He comments on the

scenery, etc. The car stops and he sees a picture

of Hilde on the Bus stop Ad. He whistles, and flies

off of Heero's car.

Pennzoil: We see a black car with black bat wings. The fire

comes up and surrounds the car. Duo drives the

car on, only to be chased by a mad Hilde. He flies

across some cars, before landing. The commercial

stops to see Duo in the car seat.

Mililardo/Zechs:

Geico: Hello, this is Dexter Alleis here with a happy

Geico customer. We have his image blurred at

his request. "Sir, why do you want to be

camouflaged?"

"Because if everyone knew that I used Geico,

people will come up to me for money. Are you done

with that Jack Daniels?"

"Yes." Mililardo moves from the blurred thing, grabs

the JD and drinks it, as the other guy looks at the

camera.

Dorothy:

Army: My name is Dorothy Catalonia. I love to fight! I love to

kick other people's butts. I love to use swords and

guns! I don't like and never used mobile dolls. I can't

wait until training is over and we get to fight!

Announcer: Army of one...a original web series

featuring real soldiers. In the Army, you can

become an Army of One.

Lady Une:

Dove: We see Lady Une looking at a bar of soap, and the

commercial goes on.

Announcer: with Dove's new soap, with three different

ingredients, we can make your skin in the following ways.

1-The first pink stripe can clean your skin, making it

flawless, while you make plans to mess up other

leaders plans.

2- The white stripe gives you moisturizing, even though

you fight a Gundam Pilot or even though you

make a mobile suit for another Gundam Pilot

who tries to thank you by attempting to kill you.

3- The second pink stripe is there so you can't

tell that it's not your normal rose-scented bath

soap.

We then see Lady Une get a lot of Dove soaps and

throws them at Trieze Khushrenada. "Here you are

Mr. Trieze, your soaps. Now buy some your ownself!!" She

stalks off his house, and changes to Anne.

Noin:

Miss Cleo: Hello, I am Miss Lucreiza Noin. Everyone calls me Miss Noin.

Let's see what's your problem, dear.

Relena speaks. "I like this guy, but he always runs away

from me. I even stalked him for awhile, but stopped. What

should I do?"

"Well, Relena, I drew the cards and I don't see any cards

showing a woman at all...but I do see a death card that say

Omae o Korosu. I suggest that you leave him alone."

"But--But---"

"No Buts. Next call."

"Hello, Caller."

"Miss Noin, my name is Hilde. I have a boyfriend that is

really crazy. Not to mention that he's extra hyper all the

time. What shall I do?"

"Well, Hilde..." Noin say, not drawing any cards. "I think your

friend eats way too much sugar. Not only that but, he

also is a smart alek, am I right?"

"Yes...how did you know?"

"I just do. Keep him off the sugar as best as you can. The

other thing you can do is hit him on his head or pull his long

braid. That should settle him down."

Noin stops, and looks at the camera. "Call me now, and see

what the tarot cards say about you and your situation."

Group:

Heero, Duo, and Wufei

The Pump:

Duo walks into the Footlocker, in which Heero and Wufei are

working at. "Hey, guys! Are these new?" Wufei gives Duo a

Death Glare, before Heero answers.

"Yeah."

"How's the fit?" Duo asked. Wufei and Heero look at each

other before taking Duo to a cheap carnival/fair. "Uh..guys?"

"I just wanted to try the fit."

"Shut up, weakling." Wufei answered, as both Heero and

Wufei, fastened the hooks on Duo's shoes. Wufei goes

on to pump the shoes up as Heero goes into the ticket

booth to hack the swing ride for Duo. Wufei walks away

from Duo, as the swing ride goes up. Duo goes around

and around, screaming his braided head off. A few seconds

later, Duo is safely back on the ground. Wufei and Heero

walk up to him.

"Well, how's the fit?"

"It's good...it's good." Duo said, as he tries to walk, only to

fall on his face.

"It's better than punching him on the stomach and putting

him in the enemy's prison cell." Heero replied, as Wufei

comes close to cutting Duo's precious braid off.

NOTE: I DO NOT OWN GUNDAM WING AT ALL. I'M JUST A FAN OF

THE SHOW AND ITS CHARACTERS. HOWEVER GUNDAM WING

BELONGS TO SOTSU AGENCY, SUNRISE, ANB, and BANDAI...

LUCKY FOLKS. I APPRECIATE ANY REVIEWS OR RANTS, JUST

SEND ME HOW DID YOU FEEL ABOUT MY FANFIC. THANK YOU.