A/N - I started writing this poem on a tablecloth . . . but I think it turned out pretty good! :)
Oh, you want to go to Hogwarts
But you'd better be on guard
It's not just spells and textbooks
People come out bruised and scarred.
You see, there are two students
Who love to pry and poke
They'd blow up the Great Hall
As an April Fools joke
They'd set pixies loose in Potions
And gas out Divination
Charms would be in ruins
But let's have higher expectations
The brooms would all fly sideways
Or maybe upside down
Hagrid would be chasing them
All around the grounds
The Weasley twins are experts
When it comes to being droll
Their antics are quite laughable
Though dangerous, on the whole
Canary Creams? That's nothing!
I've seen better done
But those boys are still plotting
Their biggest bit of fun
They plan to start a joke shop
To sell their new ideas
Bombarding Diagon Alley
With various types of teasers
Fake wands and Ton-Tongue Toffees
Are some things on the list
But adding wings to school robes
Would give them a little twist
All in all, their efforts
Are excellent successes
In decorating Hogwarts
With huge appalling messes!