A/N: Hey this is a tribute to my best friend MarlaAndRubyT she's an amazing author and really helped inspire this little snippit.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any of its characters.
It was a lovely, gloomy, rainy day in Konoha. Rain was pouring and most people were stuck inside their houses. The perfect day for S-Class criminals to go shopping…
"Itachi, what the hell are we doing here?!" a tall blue skinned fish man asked.
"Leader-sama said we had to restock supplies," the blue man's partner, Itachi replied.
Kisame growled in response, "but why here?!"
"Because Konoha has the best quality nail polish, foods, and the Kyuubi's kunochi works here." Itachi explained and walked through the doors of the super market. Kisame followed and looked around to see if anyone was looking at them. Surprisingly, no one was.
"Well, I'm gonna look around…" Kisame muttered and walked towards the electronics.
"Hn."
Itachi casually strolled down the cosmetics isle and stopped at the nail polish.
'hmmm….sinful colors, NYC, o.p.i, wet n' wild…I wonder which one is the best…Kakuzu usually does this stuff…'
He looked at his deep purple/black nails only to see the polish chipping.
'Damn Kakuzu…buying all this cheap stuff…'
He looked up to see a woman in her late teens with bubble gum shortish pink hair restocking shelves.
"Excuse me, what do you recommend?" he asked in a cold voice gesturing to the nail polishes. She looks at him questioning his sexuality immediately.
"Um…well, sinful colors is a good one, I'm a ninja so I don't usually don't have time for that kind of stuff." The pinket replied and blushed slightly.
"HEY ITACHI LOOK WHAT I FOUND!"
Both the pinket and Itachi looked towards the obnoxious shouting blue fish face.
"Damnit Kisame!" Itachi sneered as he in the blink of an eye was behind the pink haired employee with a kunai at her throat.
"If you come with us quietly, I won't kill you, Sa-ku-ra," itachi whispered in her ear. His lips grazing the shell of her ear causing her to shiver.
She gulped and reached for her kunai holister.
"I don't think so Pinky," Kisame said showing her a toothy grin and gripped onto Samehada's hilt.
"Drain her," Itachi simply said while still holding her. Kisame unsheathed Samehada and held it to her neck sucking almost all of her chakra, causing her to faint. She went limp in his arms and he handed her to Kisame.
"Take her outside and wait." "But why do I," Kisame was cut off by Itachi's evil glare. "Alright, alright, touchy." He sighed and picked up the kunochi and threw her on his shoulder like a sack of potatoes and then left the store. Itachi quickly grabbed a bunch of black sinful colors nail polish and stuffed them in his robe and exited the store to find Kisame with Sakura slung over his one shoulder and a black boom box on his other.
"Kisame, did you even pay for that thing?" Itachi questioned while giving him a funny look.
"Is your brother straight?" he gave Itachi a toothy grin.
"Touche."
And with that they both headed back to the hideout with their hostage in silence until…
"Bowm bowm bowm bowo bow…" the boom box started playing and they were strutting in time with the music.
"Dammit Kisame! Shut that damn thing off!"
A/N: Well tell me what you think! Tell me if I should add on to this of what. BTW, the song playing on the boom box is known as Itachi's theme and can supposedly be found on one of the orginal soundtracks of Naruto. MarlaAndRubyT and I are still trying to figure out when this song is played. Lol. ^_^