This is a parody of Snape's childhood memories from DH2 up until James and Lily's kiss. Because even I can't parody past that. Enjoy!

Flower: SUN! I must open! *opens*

Lily's eyes: *are brown*

Book readers: Oh god they are brown what is happening we must die in a hole somewhere who are you do you like cheese what is our purpose in life?

Petunia: Freak! I'm not sure how many times I shout this, but the message needs to get across. I'm gonna tell mummy!

Beeabeeon49: Yes, because mummies always listen when they're told their daughter is a freak.

Snape: I'm in a tree!

Petunia: Oh god it's a stalker I must run!

Snape: *does flying leaf thing* I can't imagine the older version of me doing this, can you?

Everyone: *imagines it* Nah.

Tree: *is not the Whomping Willow*

Lily and Snape: We smile! *they smile*

~Hi, I'm Tom and I'll be your page break today~

Snape: She's nothing, but you're awesometatic and I'm in love with you! I mean… you're special. Yeah.

Lily: That's mean.

Snape and Lily: We look at each other!

Tree!: Flashbacks to film three, anyone?

~Tom is ill, I'm Jane and I'll be your replacement page break~

McGonagall: I look older than I was in the first film! How does that work then? And you would think witches and wizards would have come up with a way to still look young, even if you are mentally a hundred or something!

Everyone: *remembers a time when the children were little and cute and innocent*

Sorting Hat: No-one cares. GRYFFINDOR!

James: *looks at his canon hair of canoniness. So black and messy - wait, what?* Hi, I'm James because for some reason we never met on the train so you have no reason to hate me! Yayness! Go out with me?

Lily: Hot sauce. Why don't we just get married and be done with it?

Canon!James: If only life was this easy!

Sirius (I assume): I'm CLAPPING!

~Hi, it's Tom again, Jane died~

VoiceOver!Snape: Your father was a duck who I wanted to shoot with an air rifle and then wring its neck. Until. It. DIED.

Harry: *watching memories* I'm disturbed.

James: Out my way!

Sirius (I assume): Look at mah hair!

Beeabeeon49: *backs away slowly* God, that hair is SCARY!

James: Cute smile!

~It was nice being your page break, goodbye~

James and Lily: Kissies!

Please review! If you like this style of parody, I suggest you check out iheartmwpp's movie parodies.