One night Mercy was sitting in her little tepee like all Valkyrie angel things do reading HunterXHunter mangas. She then threw it across the room cause it was not Swiss dubbed cause she bought it at some manga stand in generic made up Japanse town city. Over across the room Ana was binging My Little Pony on Netflix. While Ana was distracted Hana took Ana's nanoboost and injected into herself and spent the next hour playing a generic fps that isnt overwatch. An hour later Genji walked in with his golden katana. "まだまだ " he handsomely pronounced. "TAKE MEH GENJIIIIIIIII" mercy calmly said. So Genji and Mercy sat down at the nearest McDonalds and Mercy gobbled down 53 big macs gracefully. Genji swiped his katana out at mercy and it had a wedding ring with a barbecue sauce stain on it. "Mmmph?" Mercy said as she scarfed down more chicken nuggets, yet Genji knew that wouldnt be the only meat she'd scarf down, for he made steak before he visited her. After they got married in the McDonalds 3 minutes later they went home and cooked together. Like legit, there was ramen all over the ceiling.
Later that night they went out again at like 10:89 P.M. And got milkshakes at the local bar, Lowes. "I think theres some woodchips in my milkshake Genji..." Mercy said. "Want me to get them out of your mouth? ;)" he replied devilishly. "yeah ok sure I think theres a crowbar somewhere around the hardware section." Mercy said. After getting multiple splinters on their tongues they spent the next hour licking crowbars until they got kicked out for scaring children. Genji proceeded to slowly swift strike home while Mercy pressed shift behind him. On the way home mercy tripped on a rat and slowly glided down a pothole. Genji then got mugged and screamed at the top of his lungs "I NEED HEALING." After that night Mercy and Genji divorced and the marriage was over before it began, Genji began flipping burgers with a homeless guy named Dan at Dairy Queen, Mercy ended up marrying soldier 76 and Lucio was their beautiful boy who came out the womb screaming "AW YEAH!"
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