Okay this is what happens when you give me sugar. Peter Pan doing a seen
from quest from the Holy Grail go figure! Anyway I don't own Monty Python
or Peter Pan so give me a break. No flames please this is just going to
turn out strange.
(Bunches of people in armor are moving around the forest.)
Peter Pan: Who's there?
Twins: Yeah show yourself!
Knights of Ni: We are the knights who say Ni!
The Lost Boys: No not the knights who say Ni!
Knights of Ni: It is us we are also the keepers of the sacred words: Ni, Ping, and Nee-womm!
The Lost Boys: OH NO!
Knights of Ni: We demand a sacrifice, If you want safe passage through this wood.
Chubby: Psst Peter why don't we just fly over the woods?
Peter Pan: The knights of Ni have patrols everywhere and this is the quickest way through to rescue Wendy. Umm what do you want?
Knights of Ni: We want a Shrubbery! * Tinkerbell starts shaking her bells furiously so Peter will notice *
Peter Pan: Yeah I know they're nuts but they're strong let's go find a shrubbery gang!
Knights of Ni: A nice one
Peter Pan: sure
Knights of Ni: And not too expensive
(An hour later the lost boys come back with a shrubbery)
Nibs: Can we go through?
Knights of Ni: We are not longer the knights who say Ni.
Twins: Well who are you now?
Knights of Ni: We are no the knights who say Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-z'Bang, zoom-Boing, z'nourrrwringmm".
Peter Pan: Well Knights who used to say Ni. What do you want now?
Knights of Ni: Another Shrubbery!
Nibs: Isn't one enough?
Knights of Ni: No we would like another shrubbery and if you'd be so kind to install a lovely pathway here. Then we must put you though the final phase of the test.
Toodles: What's that?
Knights of Ni: You must cut down the largest tree in the woods with a herring * holds up red fish*
Peter Pan: Let's just take our chances flying
The Lost Boys: Finally
*Tinkerbell starts ringing her bells *
Okay what you think? Stupid I know. If you have any good reviews I'd like them if you don't I understand.
P.s. I am NOT trying to insult Peter Pan it is my favorite Disney movie.
(Bunches of people in armor are moving around the forest.)
Peter Pan: Who's there?
Twins: Yeah show yourself!
Knights of Ni: We are the knights who say Ni!
The Lost Boys: No not the knights who say Ni!
Knights of Ni: It is us we are also the keepers of the sacred words: Ni, Ping, and Nee-womm!
The Lost Boys: OH NO!
Knights of Ni: We demand a sacrifice, If you want safe passage through this wood.
Chubby: Psst Peter why don't we just fly over the woods?
Peter Pan: The knights of Ni have patrols everywhere and this is the quickest way through to rescue Wendy. Umm what do you want?
Knights of Ni: We want a Shrubbery! * Tinkerbell starts shaking her bells furiously so Peter will notice *
Peter Pan: Yeah I know they're nuts but they're strong let's go find a shrubbery gang!
Knights of Ni: A nice one
Peter Pan: sure
Knights of Ni: And not too expensive
(An hour later the lost boys come back with a shrubbery)
Nibs: Can we go through?
Knights of Ni: We are not longer the knights who say Ni.
Twins: Well who are you now?
Knights of Ni: We are no the knights who say Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-z'Bang, zoom-Boing, z'nourrrwringmm".
Peter Pan: Well Knights who used to say Ni. What do you want now?
Knights of Ni: Another Shrubbery!
Nibs: Isn't one enough?
Knights of Ni: No we would like another shrubbery and if you'd be so kind to install a lovely pathway here. Then we must put you though the final phase of the test.
Toodles: What's that?
Knights of Ni: You must cut down the largest tree in the woods with a herring * holds up red fish*
Peter Pan: Let's just take our chances flying
The Lost Boys: Finally
*Tinkerbell starts ringing her bells *
Okay what you think? Stupid I know. If you have any good reviews I'd like them if you don't I understand.
P.s. I am NOT trying to insult Peter Pan it is my favorite Disney movie.