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Disclaimer:I do not own Invader Zim, Dib, Venus, Yellow socks, or anything related to the above listed. Excapt for the socks. I do own some non-yellow socks.

Battles United

By: Heavensong

Chapter 1: Beggining of the End?

:Inside The Massive's control room:

The Tallest Purple and Tallest Red were watching a large computer moniter while eating some pizza. They both have serious looks on their faces (Despite the pizza sauce smears).On the screen there is another Irken. (Perhaps an invader?)

"So what you're saying is that now there's some type of advanced alien race trying to conquer the universe? You mean besides us!" The Tallest Purple questioned

"Yes."The irken on screen replied

"And they're taller than us?" Said a very astonished Red.

The Irken on the screen just stared blankly back at the Tallest.

"YES! I've been saying this for the last hour! Do you understand? We are in great danger, their weapons are much superior to ours and their intellegence is greater than even our top scientists'! We'll need to send many scores of troops to different planets for the battles. The worst of the battles will most likely be on a planet called Venus. It's very close to their first target. Earth. The atmosphere there is very harsh and will make landing the ships extremely hard."

"Well then, we'll be needing a plan now won't we? But since this is such dangerous mission, we'll have to send someone either incredibly cunning, or incredibly stupid and reckless into the battle. Or maybe even someone we hate!"Red mischeiviously replied.

"ZIM!" They replied in unision.

:Back on Earth in Zim's Lab:

" I will surely accomplish this mission as best as I can my Tallest!" Zim had just finished talking to the Tallest when he heard a loud crash. He whirled around to find Gir playing in a trashcan filled with mechanical parts from the Lab.

"Gir! What are you doing?"

"YAaay! I'm swimming!"

Zim just sighed and turned to face another project he was working on. "Sometimes that little robot worries me..."

Gir finally got bored and left to cause more havoc somewhere else while Zim continued working in private, all safe and happy-like.But was he really alone? Well technically he was, but still, just because he was alone doesn't mean Zim wasn't being watched. And he was. A small camera had fallen out of the trashcan that Gir had been playing in. (And I don't think I need to tell you who was watching. Oh wait! Yes I do! I'm the author, stupid me! o.O)

Well, Listening in on the whole thing was Dib. He had locked himself away in his room so that he could work on decoding the Irken text files from Tak's ship when suddenly,his computer began picking up transmissions from an old camera thrown away by Zim that somehow still worked. ( A miracle from God perhaps?) The operating system was the same as Dib's and just happened to be hooked up to his computer.

Dib had heard Zim's entire conversation with the Tallest word for word and was quite happy that his camera had picked that up, but he still needed to do something about the whole invasion thingy.

"How am I supposed to save the world from another invading race when I have enough trouble with just Zim?"Dib jumped up from his chair and began to pace around his room."What am I gonna do?"Just then a thought entered his mind. He couldn't do it alone, he would need help. But where to start...

:On the Playground at School:

Zim was standing by himself around the decripid, rusty monkey bars contemplating his mission when Dib ran up to him.

He was surprised of course, but also angered that someone should dare interrupt his train of thought.

"What do YOU want, foolish earth monkey?"Zim growled.

"Zim! I can't believe I'm saying this but I need your help!"

"ME? Help YOU? Why would I do that?"

"Because! You need my help too. I overheard your conversation with your leaders and you'll need reinforcements!" Dib exclaimed.

Zim just stared at Dib in shock for a few moments and then shouted at him. "THAT WAS NONE OF YOUR BUISNESS!Aaargh! How did you find out?"

"Apparently there was a camera and...HEY WAIT! That's not important right now! But the invasion is my buisness because Earth is their first target!"Dib paused for a moment. "By the way, what are the new invaders called anyway?"

" I dunno. The Tallest didn't tell me."Zim replied.

"Well, we'll need to work together on this one. Now how should we do this..."

"WE? What do you mean we?"Zim's face had a twisted look of rage on it."Zim needs no one! NO ONE!"

Dib was deep in thought and therefore ignored Zim's rantings. He started to walk away just before Zim yelled out to him.

" You win this time pitiful earth child. You can help, but I'm in charge whether you like it or not!"

"Whatever. We'll need a plan though." Dib turned around to walk away again, but also to hide the huge smile spead across his face.

To-eth be-eth Continued-eth!

(A/N: I hope you like this so far! I will be working on future chapters because this one may have sucked...)