1CHAPTER 1 THE GAME BEGINS
'Alright, alright I'm in' said James a slight smirk playing round his lips. "Snivellous is really going to hate us after this" smiled Sirius. They were, yet again planning a prank on their dear old friend Severus Snape also known as 'snivellous' on this occasion they were going for a whopper and know one would know it was them. HA HA HA as they put it after the tell tale scream the next morning. But day's before they had not been laughing at all…
"Ugh James you evil little bas-" Lily's shouting was cut short by a silencing charm a very annoyed James had cast, not knowing this would cost him dearly in his attempts to get Lily to go out with him. " Oh come on prongs again really. I'm surprised she hasn't silenced you yet … PERMENANTLY!' snorted Sirius' who found his friends situation very funny. James turned and in that moment lily pulled out her wand undid the charm, stormed up to James and as he turned back around slapped him hard around the face. All the time shouting things that are too rude to be told. James sat half an hour later still stunned at dinner while Sirius still roared with laughter. " I don't think she likes you mate!' Laughed Sirius still snorting at what has just happened. "Oi Mellissa paddy waddy loooves you!" Mellissa smith hated Sirius almost as much as she hated sprouts. But at this she blushed came over to their table and asked Sirius out. James listened closely but couldn't hear them but as Mellissa went back to the ravenclaw table she was red eyed and furious. "Soooo how are the two lovebirds?" Said a smirking Remus having witnessed the whole thing while walking into the great hall." Smashing" Groaned Sirius "prongs why d'you always have to pick the girls I hate?'' " Because picking the ones you love would be no fun at all" Smirked James. But catching the murderess look that Sirius gave him he dropped the subject. An hour later in the dorms James and Sirius groaned they were bored. So the game began. "Let's do dares" suggested an equally bored wormtail. They all agreed to play and so Lupin said "O.K me first I dare Sirius to and shout boo behind Mellissa smith and stay so she can see you". "No way she'd kill me," said Sirius almost crying with fear. "You can't say no you agreed to play this properly'' said James almost crying with laughter. When Sirius came back swearing loudly clutching his right eye .The others roaring with laughter, told him to take away his hand when he did they saw a massive purple and black bruise. "Guess what Sirius I don't think she likes you mate!" said James practically busting with laughter. "Good one loopy" chuckled wormtail . "Oh ha ha ha leave it potter my turn. Moony you have to go and stand on a table in the common room and confess your undying love of professor sprout!" Said Sirius in a tone that suggested he felt he was going to get revenge really soon, "And if you don't well let's just say your hair won't stay brown for long" . James snorted and said "I have to see this!". As Remus left their dorm. True to his word he stood up on the table and shouted "I LOVE PROFFESSOR SPROUT BECASE SHE LIKES TURKEY!" There were a few wolf whistles and everyone laughed so hard their eyes bulged and their faces turned brick red and none more so than the three marauders and as they headed back to the dorm Remus growled " If anyone ever tells me to do anything like that ever again they are going to die by quill in less than a minute" Everyone took the hint and shut up. When they got back to the dorm they found lily and her friends Dot and Mandy sitting on their beds. James was astounded so he shouted " What the ruddy hell are you doing here?".