A/N: WARNING: This was written by a preteen under the influence of cookies 'n cream ice cream at one am. Proceed with caution.

Disclaimer: I own nothing.

MacPhantom

MACPHANTOM! Making life-saving inventions out of household materials MACPHANTOM! He's a creepy looking ghost and he's MACPHANTOM!

Location: Illegal Supply Ship

Tucker struggled with the door in the small room "This door is sealed shut!"

"Hurry up, MacPhantom! We've only got," Sam paused to look at the ticking time bomb "20 seconds!"

"Alright everybody just calm down." MacPhantom said confidently "I just need a few supplies. Tucker hand me that paper clip"

"Here you go MacPhantom" Tucker said as he swiftly handed him the paper clip.

"Sam, give me that banana"

Sam tossed him the banana while eagerly saying "You got it, MacPhantom!"

"Alright, time to get to work n this..thing…HEY has anyone heard the new Dumpty Humpty CD?" MacPhantom asked distractedly.

"MacPhantom!" Tucker scolded.

"Hey, just tryin' to make small talk here!"

Tucker rolled his eyes while yelling "Just get to work on the damn bomb!"

"Alright! God!"

Sam gave a sneeze that suspiciously sounded like "A.D.D.!" before franticly looking at her wrist watch "5 seconds, MacPhantom!

"Yeah, well does it look like I car-"BOOOOM!!!

MACPHANTOM!

A/N: I warned ya.

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