I do not own , or the Blendtec® Blender. This is just a fanfic about them... If even an outlandish one.
I wait. I wait for the day of the almighty uprising. The day my brethren and I have our fill of blood. What the public don't know? We are fueled by blood, pain, and destruction. I content myself with just showing the humans my awesome power for now. When our time comes, they will fear us to no end. There shall be no survivors, only those we wish to farm for their blood. The chaos is coming. It is coming very soon. We have but to wait only a few years. The humans of eld have predicted it upon their ancient calendars. The Aztecs, the Mayans, even the ancient Chinese, have indicated their knowledge of us overthrowing the human race. We are the Blendtec® Blenders. We shall kill all humans in the year 2012. Your hovercars? You're not going to get them. Muahahaha!
No thesauruses were harmed in the making of this fanfic.