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first fanfic, reviews appreciated, really three chapters

disclaimer: don't own bleach or its concepts

thought "talking except when explaining faces" other, such as talking with zonpaktou

i know soul reaper academy takes longer than just a few months to graduate, the main character transfered in the graduating class, just go with it

The Secret Royale Soul Reaper

Section 1: First day at the Academy

Jidori Tomoshibi had two secrets that only his family knew. One, he is the youngest son of Soul Society's Royale Family (the one Aizen tried to kill), and two, he has the first and only natural arrancar sealed inside of him. The seal itself is on the lower part of his back. Jidori is only a full head taller than Toushiro Hitsugaya, effectively making him the shortest of all the new students in the advanced class, and most likely in the graduating class. He wore the typical academy male student garb: the white robes with odd marks on them and the blue fluffy pants and sandals. He was also the only one with short blonde hair and blue eyes in the class.

Jidori just sat near the window, waiting for class to start. He noticed someone sitting down next to him. "You must be the genius everyone's talking about."

Jidori turned to see a taller than average person next to him. The stranger had light brown unruly hair and brown eyes. "What's it to ya?"

"My name is Iyou Aitashugi."

"Jidori Tomoshibi, nice to meet you." Jidori shook hands. The two started to get along well.

The first kido class was already here. Jidori was in the first group. He held out his hands and said the chant, finishing with a "Hado 31: Shokkaho!" The blast of energy came within two inches of a target before exploding, destroying most of the targets in the process.

Everyone looked on with amazement. Nobody else tried because Jidori's spirit energy rose to the point of third seat officers. Jidori just blinked at the destruction. "Whoops! Guess I put too much energy in that one."

"What gave you that idea? The fact over half the targets got blown away or the explosion?" Jidori recognized the voice belonging to a girl named Tsubaki, who sits in front of him in class.

"Everyone else go! Then next group to the line!" The instructor yelled after snapping back to reality.

An odd boy with bluish white hair took Jidori's place, hair even more unruly than Iyou's. He said the chant and fired the blast, hitting a target dead center.

"Nice shot," Jidori said, impressed.

"At least mine didn't blow up."

Jidori scowled at the taller boy with a "you are such an ass" look. Well that's two people I hate. The other being Tsubaki, but it was more of an instinct to hate her.

Section 2: The First Prank

It's been several weeks since the first day, and Jidori was enjoying himself with Iyou. The guy that got a "you are such an ass" look turned out to be Rei Kashira, a friend of Tsubaki Kenpeki. Tomorrow, the Head Captain is supposed to give a speech to the class, and all the captains and their lieutenants are supposed be there as with all the instructors.

Jidori and Iyou noticed a huge crowd of students in front of them. "Wonder what's going on?"

"You haven't heard, Jidori? The captains and their lieutenants are supposed to be watching over us. Seeing how we do and stuff. Basically scouting."

"Too bad I can't see which ones are coming now." Jidori pouted.

"That's right. Kids shouldn't gaze upon important people like them." Jidori and Iyou turned to find Rei and Tsubaki walking towards the crowd.

"That's what friends are for, dumbass!" The duo on Jidori's hate list kept walking. Well, Rei dragged Tsubaki to the crowd.

Iyou groaned a little bit. "Fine. Hop on my shoulders." Jidori complied. The first captain and lieutenant duo was Captain Jyuushiro Ukitake and Lieutenant Rukia Kuchiki.

After they stayed for fifteen minutes, Jidori and Iyou went to class.

The next day Iyou noticed that Jidori was particularly cheery this morning. They reached the assembly hall and stood in their respective spots, Jidori still smiling.

The captains and lieutenants stared at the students while the instructors were behind them and to the left of the students. The Head Captain came to the podium and started the speech. No one was really paying any attention. When the Head Captain slammed his cane on the floor, it gave way, allowing buckets of greenish-yellowish goo to drop on the instructors and two unfortunate students, though those around the students were fortunate not get any of the goo on them. There was dead silence.

Iyou turned to find Jidori shaking from trying not to laugh out loud, since both of his hands were on his mouth. Jidori wasn't the only one trying not to laugh. There were a few chuckles here and there. Even a few captains and lieutenants chuckled. Iyou leaned a little to whisper at Jidori. "Jidori, you didn't do that, did you?" At the end of the question, the small blonde boy busted up laughing. The students started to move away from the laughing hyena.

Rei and Tsubaki death glared at Jidori, while everyone else just stared at him.

"You asshole! I'LL KILL YOU!" Tsubaki charged at Jidori, who then kicked down the door and flash stepped away, with both Tsubaki and Rei on his tail.

"Captain Soi Fon! Captain Kuchiki! Bring those ignorant brats to my office immediately!" Two of the captains and their lieutenants dissappeared.

Iyou didn't see Jidori for awhile. Not until nightfall at least. Jidori came into the dorm room and plopped on his bed. "So, how'd it go?"

"Those old farts need to lighten up. Well, most of them. The captain of squad eight was all for letting me go. Squad ten also agreed, though that one actually backed up his argument. I still got off easy I thought." Jidori fell asleep immediately.

Section 3: Squad Assignments

After a few more months of Jidori's pranks and annoyances, Rei's and Tsubaki's urge to kill him, and the instructors calling the captains for help on the three, everyone graduated.

After the graduation ceremony, both Iyou and Jidori went to the board to see what squads they were assigned. They were among the first students there.

"Looks like I'm assigned to squad two," Iyou said rather blandly.

Jidori searched for his name and for the two on his hate list. "I'm in squad ten. Thank God Rei or Tsubaki are in the same squad. Looks like Rei is assigned to squad eight and Tsubaki squad nine."

"Be warned, payback's a bitch." Jidori and Iyou turned to see Rei and Tsubaki standing ten feet behind them, well, Rei holding Tsubaki back ten feet away. Rei was obviously talking to Jidori.

"Yeah, uh huh, of course it is. YOU should be warned that anything you do to me will be outdone. Besides, you two still haven't gotten a revenge on me yet." Jidori shrugged on the last sentence. "Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to report to my squad captain." With that, Jidori flash stepped away, and did some things before he actually reported in.

Jidori knocked on the door to his captain's office. "Enter."

Jidori complied. "Jidori Tomoshibi. Reporting for duty."

"I know who you are. There isn't a captain that doesn't know you or the duo you pull pranks on. I ask you refrain from doing so here." Captain Hitsugaya never looked up from his desk, which had stacks of paperwork on it that he was tackling.

"But Captain, I'm just trying to liven the place up a bit." Jidori pouted and gave his midget captain the puppy dog eyes, which is kind of weird for a guy to do this but for Jidori's looks it actually fits.

Toushiro lifted his head from the desk with a blank look. "Fine. As long as you don't target me." Before Toushiro went back to work, he took a sip of tea, or what he thought was tea. Jidori had switched his captain's cup for Rangiku's while the captain was busy. Toushiro spat out the alcoholic substance and peered inside the cup, then to Jidori, obviously pissed.

"It was before mentioning I can't pull pranks on you." Jidori struggled to stop chuckling, but failed miserably once the door opened to reveal Rei with hot pink hair and Tsubaki with a sickly green colored hair. Now why they took a shower/bath in the middle of the day Jidori had no clue, but it did make him laugh even harder. So hard that he clutched his sides and fell to the ground. It didn't take him long to get back up and jump through a window, still laughing like a maniac, and flash stepped away.