A/N: This is just a random little crackficlet that I threw together somehow through a haze of severe writer's block. Special thanks to Muffins Taste Good for giving me an idea to start with and writing the fourth paragraph! Hope you guys like it! Review please?

Morgan and Reid were making out like two horny school kids. And naturally, they had decided to do it in Hotch's office.

Garcia, who Hotch had secretly coming and giving him back massages came in looking for Hotch. Instead she found the pair kissing like there was no tomorrow.

She dropped her massage oil and squealed like a little piggy. "Oh my God! Can I join in?"

Morgan and Reid jumped a foot in the air and stared at her, trying to pretend they hadn't just been eating each others faces off.

Morgan looked at Reid who said, "No! Are you serious? She's a girl for God's sake!" Morgan shrugged and went back to sucking Reid's face.

"Can I at least videotape it?" Garcia asked, pulling out the camera that she kept in her handbag just in case anything like Morgan and Reid making out ever happened.

The couple ignored her and continued making out. Garcia shrugged and took that to mean a "Sure!"

Next, Rossi came in looking for Hotch to see if they had any cases coming in. Instead walking into Hotch's office to see Morgan, Reid, and Garcia taping them he immediately fell on the ground, seizing and drooling. He tried to say, "Help me, I'm having a seizure at how disgusting you are!" But everyone else in the room was to wrapped up in what they were doing to notice him and eventually he fell limp on the floor.

Then JJ walked in. "Oh, Morgan and Reid are 'making use of' Hotch's office again? That's nice. Hey, Pen. Whatcha filming? And why is Rossi napping in a pile of drool?"

That was when Prentiss came in squealing. "Oh my God! Rossi's asleep!"

Garcia tore herself away from the camera for a second to stare quizzically at Prentiss. JJ looked calm and like she already knew what was coming when Emily laid on the floor up against Rossi and grabbed his arms and put them around her.

"Oh, Dave. I love you so much. You're such a gentle lover..."

That was when Hotch walked in. "What is everyone doing in my office? Garcia why are you filming? Reid and Morgan why are you making out? What are you doing to Rossi, Prentiss? Oh my God! Is he... dead? Not Dave! My one true love! How could you leave me here?"

"Oh, that's why he was napping in a pile of drool!" JJ said. She went and checked his pulse. "Nah, he's okay."

"Oh, good. I was beginning to get a little worried," Hotch said. "Garcia! Time for the back massage!"

"Yessir!" Garcia said, putting the camera back into her purse.

Suddenly Rossi woke up. "Emily! what the hell are you doing?"

"Please don't kill me!" Prentiss yelled and got up to run away. Rossi followed her, but of course being an elder he ran far slower than the comparatively spry Prentiss.

They ran around in circles in the office for a little while, then ran out of the room -Prentiss giggling and Rossi sporting an erection.

JJ looked non-perturbed. "Well, I guess that means work is done for today." She left happily.

Several hours later, Morgan and Reid managed to tear themselves away from each other's faces.

"Where'd everyone go?" Reid asked.

"Who cares? Let's go continue this at home."

"Yay!" Reid said, and they left hand in hand.

THE END