Our story begins at an abandoned parking lot in the middle of nowhere on the Eastern side of Canada. Chris McClain appears in front the of camera. "Welcome to a new season of Total Drama. In this season the challenges will be crazier and more dangerous. In fact this season is so big we'll need a bigger cast. Speaking of which..." He sees a bus coming and resumes. "...here they are." A blue bus appears, and the classic players step out one by one. "Our classic TD players; Gwen, Cody, Trent, Leshawna, Courtney, Justin, Owen, and Sierra." "I'm surprised your back Gwen." "I should say the same thing about you, Courtney." They both glared at each other viciously.
"Hey! Host talking here!" Chris sees a green bus driving up and stopped where the previous was. "Also returning our the TDRI players; Mike, Zoey, B, Sam, Dawn, Lightening, Staci, Brick, Jo, and Anne Maria." They stepped out in that order. "Oh yeah, this sister is back baby." Anne Maria said out loud. "Yeah, back and annoying as ever." The blond female athlete said behind her back but the tanned princess overheard Jo and became furious. "Oh that's it!" They get into a bit of a cat fight before Chef broke it up.
A yellow bus appears and stopped. "And lastly, the players of TDPI; Samey, Jasmine, Sky, Shawn, Dave, Amy, Beardo, Leonard, Rodney, Sugar, and Max." Everyone ran out of the bus in a not orderly fashion, covering their ears except Beardo who has been making a lot of noises during the trip. "Your annoying sounds will not stop the evil!" Max bellowed followed by a madman laugh. Leshawna just looks at him indifferent with a raised eyebrow.
The yellow bus left. The Pahkitew cast left awkward being in the presence of experienced Total Drama players. Chris stepped up to them to break the ice. "Welcome contestants to Total Drama Road Warriors. I hope you all had a nice rest on the bus because after today you'll be totally worn out." "Why are there so many of us?" "I'm glad you asked Dave. Today will have a elimination pre-challenge where we separate those who make the cut from those who will be going home early. Then we'll split you into two teams." "Um...so what is the challenge?" "Gosh Samey! Stop embarrassing yourself!" "Hey! Take it easy, she's your sister. You should be encouraging her not stomping on her self esteem." "Oh and this coming from Miss Lonely Childhood?" Gwen glared at Amy after what she called Zoey and responded, "At least she doesn't take her friends and family for granted!" But Chris interrupted by yelling, "Shut up! If I see one more cat fight or whatever I will send half of you home now!" Everyone became silent. Chris calmed himself down. "Today's challenge is an obstacle course, which has the toughest the hardest parts from past seasons, some which we combined, and a couple of new ones; the tire and cannonball run, the greasy climbing wall, the rolling pins, the skunky mine field, the earthquake machine, the kick start, the salad spinner, and finally the finish line. All you have to do is complete it under 45 minutes. Those who pass get to stay, those who do did not pass will go home." "That's completely bonkers!" "That's the point Jasmine. On your mark...get set...go!" Everyone took off.
Mike was running beside Zoey when he asked, "You ready Zoey?" "Is the moon white?" She answered with a cheerful smile. They all head toward the tire and cannonball run trying to watch their step while dodging cannonballs. It was easy for Jo, Brick, and Lightening, for the others it was slightly difficult. Zoey noticed Amy talking to Samey, the passive twin looked blue after her aggressive sister picked up the pace. The indie redhead got separated from her boyfriend when she ran into Samey. "Hey Samey, are you okay?" "Not really, my sister just told me to get myself kicked off so she can win a place on the show." "You know a I was like you once." "I know I saw season 4." "The point is you shouldn't let your sister make you feel bad about yourself." "I agree with Zoey, this could be your only chance to not hold back." Jasmine said as she run up to them.
Leonard tried to cast a spell to stop the cannon balls. "Before the seasons change from summer to fall, cease this chaos once and for all!" Unfortunately, nothing happened and the the roleplaying wizard continued running for his life.
They made it to the greasy climbing wall. Trent couldn't hold his grip on the ropes, he kept slipping. Leonard tried to use that levatation spell after the other players successfully climbed the wall. Gwen showed up and climbed upward with ease not noticed Trent. After Samey made it to the top she started to climb down on the other side of the wall when Amy started shaking her little sister's rope causing Samey to lose her grip. "See ya! Not really!" Amy yelled as she ran off. Cody saw Samey about to fall to the ground when he grabbed her hand. "Are you okay?" He asked the frightened twin. She looked up at her savior and smiled with a tint of pink blush on her cheeks. "Y-yeah, I'm fine." Samey grabbed her rope and got her grip. "Thanks." She climbed down after getting her hand back.
At the rolling pins Sugar used her country style dancing to get across without falling.
The other players crossed the skunky mine field by holding their breath for a long period except for Owen and Staci who passed out after breathing in the stinky explosive fumes.
During the Earthquake machine; Jasmine helps Samey by carrying her on her back. Shawn, Zoey, and Mike used their skills to avoid the falling debris. Beardo was busy imitating the sound of a large crowd screaming in terror when Dave yelled, "Enough! I have had with your stupid sound effects!" Dave pushes Beardo causing him to fall off the earthquake machine along with B who he accidentally knocked over. Sky was shocked and appalled by what she just witnessed. "I...uh...it was an accident?" The young female gymnast glared at Dave for a second and resumed running. The germ phobic teen was about to run after her when he tripped and fell off the machine.
Everyone survived the salad spinner crossed the finish line, except Amy and Samey. The bossy sister noticed they were about neck and neck as they ran toward the last obstacle. "You better do what I say Samey! I am your sister!" That when Samey remembered what Zoey and Jasmine told her. "Guess what Amy? You are not the boss of me!" Amy gasped at her sister's retort. The twins got into the Salad Spinner at the same time. It spun like crazy until it came to a complete halt. They both got out and fell to the ground. Samey was able to get back up on her feet and kept on running. Amy stood but passed out from the extreme dizziness. Samey made it across the finish line in the nick of time! "OMG! I did it!" "Time is up! Everyone take ten while I make my final decision." Chris said as he walked off.
Later, the players managed to catch their breath after going through Chris's monstrous obstacle course. "After watching from the monitor, I am impressed. Of course some of you acted a little poorly but no worries. Now when I call your name please step forward; Amy, Dave, Beardo, Leonard, Trent, Staci, B, and Owen. You all did well but not well enough. I'm afraid you guys are going home." "What?!" The rejects said at unison. "You heard me. The rest of you are officially on Total Drama Road Warriors." They cheered with joy while the others groaned with disappointment except Dave who was about to burst with angst. "Dave? Are you..." "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" "I'll take that loud scream as a no." "It's not fair! I'm supposed to be in a team with Sky!" "Sorry dude but there is good news." "One of us will get another chance?" "Nope, you'll get a chance to try out our new elimination device.
"Behold, the Hayride of Shame, a bumpy yet seemingly comfortable way to leave with dignity or what's left of it. We have them stationed in all the places where we'll be stopping for challenges." The rejects hop on. "Awe shoot, you guys get to have all the fun." Sugar said. Dave refused to leave. "No! I want a do over!" "Give it up." Trent said. Chris signaled the rider to take off with the loser players. The truck drove off. "I'm glad that's over, so what's the prize?" Anne Maria asked with enthusiasm. "Hold up now, this day is not over yet. We still got to set you all up in teams." Chris then turns to the camera. "What fresh new surprises await for these players? Find out next time on Total Drama Road Warriors!"