What Big...Eyes...You Have: A Once Upon a Time Werewolf Story
What Big...Eyes...You Have: A Once Upon a Time Werewolf Story
"Bring me more beer!" Hook hollered. The sexy pirate was so angry that Emma Swan had rejected his advances and even e-mails. He ran a hooked hand through his raven hair.
"I'd like two beers, barkeep," a handsome voice said. "One for me and one for my new pal, here."
Hooked looked up. It was Robin Hood.
"Why so upset?" Robin asked, spilling beer on the beer-stained wooden table that was made somewhere in the Enchanted Forest long ago before Regina took over and tried to kill everyone.
"Emma, man," Hook began. "She's been so cold lately."
"Emma's a bitch, Hook!" Robin Hood screamed angrily, "and you could do far better."
Hook looked puzzled.
Hook slowly began to unzip Robin Hood's trousers. He smiled at the sexy treat that bobbed out instantly.
"Let's forget all about that idiot," Robin laughed.
A few minutes later, Hook wiped his mouth, pleased with what he had just done. Robin was okay with it.
Hook moaned as glasses fell off the table and wine glasses broke as Robin pumped himself in and out of Hook's treasure box in a missionary state.
"X marks the spot," Hook laughed, looking up at Robin Hood. Robin Hood dumped the wine all over Hook's chest. Hook noticed Robin's own chest. "You sure are hairy, mate."
"That's right, Hook, and I need to finish up quick before the moon is full."
Hook was shocked and horrified at the news. Robin continued to sweatily hump the moaning Hook. Snow White had seen enough and left. Suddenly, Robin began to howl. It turned Hook on even more.
"I forgot to tell you Hook," Robin began, "Red from Little Red Riding Hood and me had sex, and when she scratched my back during lovemaking, I turned into a werewolf."
Hook was feeling so moist and horny. With a large howl, Robin blasted into a nasty pirate before turning into a large black werewolf and smashing through the window.
"Who is going to pay for that?!" demanded Jiminy Cricket in angry manner.
"Put it on my tab," Hooked moaned in a breathless, sweaty, dripping mess.
The End
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