I think this is my worse story yet, read and review!

Disclaimer: I dont own bleach...it would be a disaster if i did

In Which Byakuya was introduced to hair spray, moosse, gel, leave-on etc.

Kuchiki Byakuya had hair problems, well not until renji brings back a couple of goodies from the real world...

It was early morning in the 6th division, byakuya just arrived in his office to do the paperwork, after doing his morning routine of pouring tea; he sees his reflection in the tea."drats...not this again." byakuya had certain frizzy problems, and also the tangling of his kenseikan.

After finishing half the paperwork his half-wit lieutenant was still not in his usual position: feet on the desk and lazily going through papers from god knows where. Seeing that his hair was most definetly not in place he opens the lower left drawer of his desk and grabbed a very 'noble-like' hair comb. Checking and double-checking if his nit-wit lieutenant would catch him in the act of keeping his kenseikan, bangs, and hair in place.

"hmm... i wonder how renji does it..." says byakuya in a monotone.

"achoo"
"shit! im gonna be so dead." says renji while shunpoing from the senkai gate to the 6th division headquarters.

"hmph. this should do, any more would be too time-consuming"
byakuya walked to his desk to finish the paperwork and his cold tea.

THUD! the door opened quite loudly that caused byakuya to spill ink in the almost finished paperwork. (
and to add up, renji just crashed in with baskets and packages. All in all, the landing caused a broken door,
the spoiled paperwork, a sofa split in half, and byakuya's hair...ruined. (a random bottle hit his head)

"renji...care to explain why you are late and why the hell did you came crashing down the office?" byakuya demanded with an tiiiiiiiiiiny bit of anger.

"kuchiki taicho! please forgive me i lost track of time, and i'll do that paperwork!"

"i'll deduct the repairs from your salary"

"kuchiki taicho"

"what?!"

"what happened to your hair"
(gasp no renji! wrong move!)

"i will give you 5 seconds to leave"

"ONE"

"taicho you're having a bad hair day arent you?" (it seems renji has forgotten the situation he's in)

"TWO"

"hmm i think i still have some of those things rukia gave me..."

"THREE"

"ha! found it"

"FOUR"

"taicho! if you let me get away with this i'll give you something that can fix your hair!"

"FI-- ?"

renji threw something in a weird shape that says 'feelin frizzy? well use friz frize and get rid of frizz!'

"leave"

"taicho the paper-"

"leave, now, i'll have someone deliver it along with the bills"

And with that, renji left with a slight smirk plastered in his face. As soon as 7:00 pm stroke, byakuya shunpoed to his big big house and went to his room hiding the fact that he brought a load of the mysterious stuff renji left.(he was desperate)

The whole night he was trying on white sticky stuff that smelled weird, something that sprays liquid that really stings his eyes, a stickier substance greener and bluer than hitsugaya taicho's eyes, and some more weird smelling silvery white stuff.

Hey presto it worked! byakuya's hair was shinier than ikkaku's bald head, and his kenseikan no longer tangled,
the thing that sprays liquid that stung his eyes got rid of his frizzy hair, yup; he felt better than ever!

One thing renji forgot to tell him, nor did byakuya read the labels that said:
OVERUSAGE OF PRODUCTS CAUSE MILD ITCHING, HAIRFALL, AND ALLERGIES/RASHES

how he wanted to crack renji's neck...

END

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