A/N: Heya, I'm a veteran writer(ish)and I decided there's no where near enough good Oliver/Harry slash. And I'm weird like that and I'm gonna throw in some other pairings, like, Fred/George(Deal with it!), Seamus/Dean, Neville/Draco, Sirius/Lupin, and I'm sure I'll come up with loads more. Okay, On with the story! (Oh, and FYI, the chapters are all song titles, it was a bet.)

DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of the characters, they belong to J.K, do you see me living in a huge castle in Scotland? Thought so. Me no own, you no sue!

WARNING: Contains yaoi, shonen-ai, twinsecst, boy/boy, m/m, whatever you wish to call it. You don't like, you don't read. Got it? Good. Back button is at the top of your screen.

With no more ado, here it is, my quickly written first chapter.

Crushcrushcrush

Oliver was barking out orders at the team, Angelina and Katie were about ready to pummel him. Fred and George were discussing hitting him with their bats. Alicia was fussing with her robes.

I just thought it was all cute. Oliver was so sexy with his Scottish augmented voice booming through out the pitch.

Soon, practice was over and we all went to the locker rooms. Fred and George were in a corner(I really didn't want to know what they were doing) and the girls were in the other side. Oliver looked over at me as I undressed.

"Potter." He called as I slid out of my pants. I was standing in my boxers.

"Yeah Ol-Wood?" I replied.

"Nice practice today. You caught up with the snitch faster and faster every time." He complemented.

"Thanks."

I grabbed my towel and headed toward the shower. I slid out of my boxers, and turned on the water, letting it run down me. I turned it off, and turned around to see Oliver, completely naked. I turned as red as any Weasley's hair. I picked up my towel, and turned to get dressed. I'd forced myself to keep my eyes above his waist.

"Would you give it a rest you stupid Slytherin?" I asked as I sat down next to Hermione.

"Well, if it isn't Weasel's boyfriend, ol' scarhead!" He retorted.

"Shut up Malfoy. He's not my boyfriend thanks." I snarled back.

"Malfoy! Leave Harry alone. Or put your money where your mouth is and attack him, but know that you'll have to get through me." Wood said standing up for me.

"Ahh. So you're Scar head's new boyfriend eh Wood?" Malfoy replied. I blushed in worry. Malfoy was hitting close to home…

"I don't see how being with Harry would be an insult." Wood said crossing his arms over his chest. I let out a silent sigh of relief. This also shut Malfoy's mouth.

"Th-Thanks Wood." I said not looking at him.

"You've known me for a few years, you can call me Oliver you know." He said. I nodded.

I slid down into my seat, a smile on my face as Oliver went to talk to the girls about the next game against Ravenclaw.

"Harrrrrry…" The Weasley twins chorused.

"Yes?" I replied. Nothing slid past these two…

"You like Wood don't you?" Fred said(or was it George?)

"He's a stupid git you know." George added(Or was it Fred? I quit!)

"Why do you two care?" I replied caustically.

"Ah. That proves it doesn't it Fred?" George said to his brother.

"Ah, yes it does in fact George."

"Shut up you two!" I said starting out of the Great Hall.

"Come now Harry, he may be a git, but he's pretty hot…" One of them said. I turned around, and stopped in my tracks.

"What?!" I screeched.

"Nothing Harry, nothing…"

"You two, just leave me alone." I said as I stormed up to the dormitory.

"Now now Harry… We could help you…"

"Go away." I went to the portrait and said "Orion" and hurried inside the twins still following me.

"Leave me alone…" I repeated.

"Harry… Wood likes you… Why else would he stand up for you?"

"Shut. Up."

"Harry…"

"Shut. Up."

"Come on…"

"Shut. Up."

"Fine, we'll just go tell Oliver…"

"NO!" I screamed as they started to leave.

"Then listen…"

I listened to their psychotic plan. It may just work…

"Well?" George said.

"Alright. But if it doesn't work, I'm doing it on my own, and you can't tell Ron or Hermione!" I scolded. They both held their hands up swearing they'd never tell.

I went up to the boy's dormitory to work on my potions report, and that's where I remained until Dean and Seamus wandered in, holding hands. I gave them a little look, and they both blushed.

"My lips are sealed." I said drawing the curtains shut on my bed so they had privacy.

"Thanks Harry." Seamus replied. I nodded and continued with my potions work.

I soon left the dormitory and went down to the common room to see if Ron and Hermione were back yet. I was pleased to see they were.

"Allo Harry." Ron chimed. I smiled.

"Hey Ron." I replied.

"Harry, can I speak with you?" Angelina asked as she walked into the room. I nodded and followed her to a corner of the common room.

"You like Wood don't you?" She asked.

"Why does everyone know that?!" I replied annoyed.

"It's kinda obvious the way you stare at him during practice and always blush when he complements you. It's sweet. I think he likes you too Harry. He's always been fond of you. He told me once he thinks you'll make a great captain when he leaves." She said. I had a smile on my face.

"Well, what are you waiting for?! There he is! Go get him Tiger!" She encouraged me. I decided I would go for it. I'd defiantly go for it! I can do this! I started toward him, and… Then none other than Alicia Spinet went up to talk to him. She touched his shoulder, and flirted…And he flirted back! I glared and growled. I very quickly stormed up to the dormitory, my confidence crushed.

Crusssssh…Crusssssh…Crusssssh Nothing compares to, a quiet evening alone.

A/N: That didn't completely suck did it? I hope not. I'm having fun… I hope that I'll stick to this. Expect updates ASAP! If you leave me a review I'm more likely to get my lazy ass going! (And I'm out of school as of next Tuesday!)